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"Actually just buy it." He flicked the two gold coins at him again. "Hopefully it's enough for the sword."

"Okay, thanks," he replied, hurrying inside. He came out a few minutes later, now the rightful owner of the sword.
"You could've just kept it. No one would ever know it was me. I'm quite a masterful thief, if I do say so myself."

He slapped the hobbit on the top of the head. "Well I don't steal, and as well as you're with me you're going to buy what you want, not steal it."

"OW!" Kori yelped, rubbing the top of his head. "Uncalled for, much?! And fine! Fine. I'll try... No promises."

He sighed. "Okay." A group of men about as short as the Overlords minions were draped in black cloaks. He bent down and whispered to the hobbit. "Do you see that group over there? They have been staring at as since we got into the town."

"Yes, I noticed that a while ago," he whispered back. "We should probably leave for real now."

"Yeah I agree. Here." He shoved the reigns of the hobbits mule into the hobbits hands. "Get on and lets go." Falen jumped on his own horse with amazing ease.

"Oh, yay," Kori said happily, forgetting entirely about the creepy group of men. "It's so cute!" He got on as well, patting his new mule on the head.

The group of men seized this opportunity and struck. One threw a knife at Falen, he dodged it. "Go go go!" The guards of the town cut the group off, but the group quickly killed the guards. "Gosh! They REALLY hate you!"

"I wonder why," Kori wondered aloud, swinging his new sword at a couple of the men. "All I'm saying is they'd better not hurt my mule!"

(So compassionate *sniffsniff*)

"As do I wonder!" He kicked at one of them, then stuck his cutlass in one of their heads.

Then it came to him...
"Oh dear," Kori whispered to himself, kicking one of the minions in the face.

"Oh dear what?!" He shouted as he sliced two of the men's head off.

"Nothing! Nothing at all!" Kori yelled over a minion's head as he whacked him with the butt of his sword. "Did I say something? I didn't say anything! Nothing! Don't worry about it!"

"Tell me! You might as well! We are traveling and fighting together now!" He kicked on of the minions in the face then stabbing one in the chest.

"I'll tell you when we're done here- no use distracting you!" he called back, smiling as his mule stepped on a minion's foot. "Good boy."

"We are loosing them!" He looked back and shot the pistol three times and killed the remaining minions. "Let's stop at the trading docks." He looked down at the hobbit. "Then tell me EVERYTHING." He narrowed his brows. "EVERYTHING."

"GAH!" He twisted a finger in his ear ruefully. "Alright, fine. Just stop making loud noises."

He shot again. "What? Do you not like the noise my beautiful machinery makes?"

Kori yelped, clutching his head in agony. "Stop! My ears!"