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As the title says, please share your funny RP stories.

I'll share three in fact! Well more like 2 that are connected, one one that is not.

The first one is from a D&D session I had. Mind you this was a "smash in the door" style of play.

I was playing a defender in a group of FIVE defenders. Some how, during a pivitol fight...I get knocked into a pit and cannot roll to get out no matter what I do. But that isn't it. Because of things, EVERY SINGLE MONSTER ON THE BOARD GETS KNOCKED INTO THE PIT WITH ME! So that was fun.

Later in the campaign, we are fighting the big bad boss. A huge green dragon. Problem was...FIVE DEFENDERS! Me and the other defenders kept knocking the dragon to the ground every round, preventing it from attacking or escaping. Thus the few NON-DEFENDERS we had kept whittling its HP down till it died.
Thing was....the dragon was SUPPOSED to escape once 50% of its health was lost. But NOPE! KNOCK DOWN! KNOCK DOWN! CRIT KNOCK DOWN!

So that was my two D&D stories.

My third-ish funny story happened right here in RPR and technically is still on going.

So there was this nice beach scene going on. Surf, sand, good food, and good people. Then my character shows up. Zombie Girl. Who proceeds to....
1) Vomit up a gallon of sea water
2) Scream like a psycho once she found out half her face was gone
3) Tackle a family's barbecue and EAT EVERYTHING
4) Get spooked by a plant alien (yes, alien) and accidently scare the poor thing it ran off.
5) Proceeded to chase the plant alien while yelling "DON'T RUN! I'M NOT EVIL!" or something, making the plant alien run faster
6) Later get into an argument with that same alien as to what a burger is
7) Have a moo-fight with the alien.

Suffice enough to say I and my partners COULD NOT STOP LAUGHING.

So there you go. Whatchugot?

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