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The person below you is stranded on a desert island.

Give them three things (ANY three things), after explaining what you would do with the three items you got.

Example:

Person 1:

1. A straw
2. A knife
3. A map of Europe

Person 2:

Gee thanks, now I can drink juice from a coconut but the map of Europe is only good for kindling!

1. An axe
2. Dental Floss
3. A DVD of Pirates of the Carribean


Ok, I'll start!

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1. A bow and arrow

2. A knife

3. 10 pounds of aluminum foil

Thanks for your support in helping my stay on this island a little more bearable. Let's see what we have here...Ohhh! A bow and It comes with an arrow! How nice of you. I can use them to practice archery first, since If I use it to hunt fish right away I will probably lose the arrow. Ok next! Mhhh a knife... I can probably use it to cut brances to build a shelter, also to defend myself, probably use it to let the sun reflect on the blade and entertain myself thinking the glow is some kind of odd spaceship. For the aluminium foil I'm sure there's a way I can use it to make fire...the problem is that I don't know how so...I will use it to make a cone and put it over my head as a cute hat! Like that movie called signs.

OK for the next person I give:

1 A fully automatized battleship that runs on an atomic reactor.

2 A servant droid programmed to follow your orders. (water proof)

3 A satellite phone with GPS.

Oh my goodness, yayyyyy! I'm not stranded any more! I take my obviously highly technologically advanced battleship and my servant droid and take over a small nation where they welcome me as their new leader in exchange for allowing them to study the advanced technology.

And, with the satellite phone, I order pizza. Wait... wait... no... a vegetable plate with hummus. I am trying to eat healthier.

And I barely gave you anything!



For the next person I bestow on you...

1. A kite

2. A faithful German Shepherd

3. A light saber

No animals were harmed in the making of this post!

1) a fully function vaporizer
2) a handgun with no ammunition
3) an full 100 gallon tank of gasoline

I would stare in confusion, then bring the stuff to the middle of the island so it wouldn't get washed out to sea and harm the fishes. (Because I'm totally strong like that.)
I give you...
1. A GENIE. You're welcome.
2. A grilled cheese sandwich.
And 3. A pet aardvark. His name is Jerry.

*Glares at Voldarian_Empire with an expressionless face and no smile*

I was afraid someone was going to pull something like that. Grrrrrrr. *narrows eyes*


Anywho, ok ok it's only fiction.

Sorrrryyyy! I had a feeling you would be mad

I'll try to be a good potato from now on 😇

I eat the grilled cheese. Before sand gets all over it. I laugh at Jerry, the aardvark, and shake my head in wonder. I have three wishes, which is perfect, so I wish for a fully automated battle ship to escape the island, then an unlimited supply of money, then...a beautiful and friendly companion to share the adventure with us. Oh...and the companion sets the genie free with one of her wishes after wishing for world peace and an unlimited energy source.


I give the next person:

1. A slingshot

2. A supercomputer

3. A 3-D Printer with endless materials
...

No, no, I didn't say I was mad! I just looked at you expressionlessly! Lol. I shan't censor you! Boys will be boys. Different ppl have different humor,it's ok, yo, be yourself.

I eat the grilled cheese. Before sand gets all over it. I laugh at Jerry, the aardvark, and shake my head in wonder. I have three wishes, which is perfect, so I wish for a fully automated battle ship to escape the island, then an unlimited supply of money, then...a beautiful and friendly companion to share the adventure with us. Oh...and the companion sets the genie free with one of her wishes after wishing for world peace and an unlimited energy source.


I give the next person:

1. A slingshot

2. A supercomputer

3. A 3-D Printer with endless materials