This is so cool. 
Okay here's mine.
"A good artist knows where to draw the line."
Okay here's mine.
"A good artist knows where to draw the line."
These puns are so cun-bust-able, that I'm afraid they'll catch this art-icle on fire!
May not be my best work, but my mind was drawing a blank.
May not be my best work, but my mind was drawing a blank.
Thank you all for being so punny. UwU
I can’t make a pun to save my life but all these other ones are pretty...punny
Edit: Pandas71. I love that literally so much.
Edit: Pandas71. I love that literally so much.
The other day I held the door open for a clown. I thought it was a nice jester.
(Not gonna lie, had to google puns)
(Not gonna lie, had to google puns)
The friars were behind on their belfry payments, so they opened up a small florist shop to raise funds.
Since everyone liked to buy flowers from the men of God, a rival florist across town thought this was unfair. He asked the good fathers to close down, but they would not.
He went back and begged the friars to close. They ignored him.
So the rival florist hired Hugh MacTaggart, the roughest and most vicious thug in town to "persuade" them to close. Hugh beat up the friars and trashed their store, saying he'd be back if they didn't close up shop.
Terrified, they did so, thereby proving that: Hugh, and only Hugh, can prevent florist friars.
Since everyone liked to buy flowers from the men of God, a rival florist across town thought this was unfair. He asked the good fathers to close down, but they would not.
He went back and begged the friars to close. They ignored him.
So the rival florist hired Hugh MacTaggart, the roughest and most vicious thug in town to "persuade" them to close. Hugh beat up the friars and trashed their store, saying he'd be back if they didn't close up shop.
Terrified, they did so, thereby proving that: Hugh, and only Hugh, can prevent florist friars.
i call my ripped jeans my religious jeans
because they're hole-y :^)
because they're hole-y :^)
I asked the lion in my wardrobe what he was doing there, he said it was "Narnia Business".
Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?
Because if it had any more, it'd be a chicken sedan!
I'm so sorry
Because if it had any more, it'd be a chicken sedan!
I'm so sorry
My dad died when we couldn't remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to "be positive," but it's hard without him.
Yo this one is done like the Pun True King.
I asked a Frenchman if he played video games.
He said Wii!
I asked a Frenchman if he played video games.
He said Wii!
While I was at a vegan restaurant, a woman came up to me and asked "Don't I know you?" but I'd never met herbivore.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
My math is bad but not that bad but I believe we've hit the 30 mark!
If we hit 60 this'll happen:
First draw will get an additional chibi headshot
Second draw will get a sketchy headshot
Third draw unlocked: Chibi headshot o/
If we hit 60 this'll happen:
First draw will get an additional chibi headshot
Second draw will get a sketchy headshot
Third draw unlocked: Chibi headshot o/
Thank you so much for holding this contest! You can pencil me in at any time, but I'm usually drawn to things like this, anyway. Then again, my thoughts are a bit sketchy when it comes to making a good pun. In fact, I don't think I can come up with one easel-y, so it's back to the drawing board! Don't frame me for giving it a try, though.
I'll see my way out now.
I'll see my way out now.
All these puns have clocked me out and the time to draw the raffle is coming soon. :> Last few hours to enter!
Disregard prior draw! There was an error pointed out!
Sorry for the second draw!
=rand() is not my friend :X
Solution, take 2 - copy, paste as value after running =rand() before filtering from largest to smallest
DRAW GIF: https://d.pr/i/wSIIn0
Congrats to FREEJAYFLY and PANDAS71!
Let's check out their puns!
First Prize!
Second Prize!
=rand() is not my friend :X
Solution, take 2 - copy, paste as value after running =rand() before filtering from largest to smallest
HELLO HERE ARE THE WINNERS!
DRAW GIF: https://d.pr/i/wSIIn0
Congrats to FREEJAYFLY and PANDAS71!
Let's check out their puns!
First Prize!
FreeJayFly wrote:
How could anyone be so paint to see such a wonderful raffle? Why, I couldn't see why anyone would just brush it aside. I believe I would just sai with disappentment if I saw anyone miss this opporhuenity.
Second Prize!
Pandas71 wrote:
The friars were behind on their belfry payments, so they opened up a small florist shop to raise funds.
Since everyone liked to buy flowers from the men of God, a rival florist across town thought this was unfair. He asked the good fathers to close down, but they would not.
He went back and begged the friars to close. They ignored him.
So the rival florist hired Hugh MacTaggart, the roughest and most vicious thug in town to "persuade" them to close. Hugh beat up the friars and trashed their store, saying he'd be back if they didn't close up shop.
Terrified, they did so, thereby proving that: Hugh, and only Hugh, can prevent florist friars.
Since everyone liked to buy flowers from the men of God, a rival florist across town thought this was unfair. He asked the good fathers to close down, but they would not.
He went back and begged the friars to close. They ignored him.
So the rival florist hired Hugh MacTaggart, the roughest and most vicious thug in town to "persuade" them to close. Hugh beat up the friars and trashed their store, saying he'd be back if they didn't close up shop.
Terrified, they did so, thereby proving that: Hugh, and only Hugh, can prevent florist friars.
Wheezes, I honestly was not expecting that at all. Haha. ; w ; What a thing to wake up to! And thank you so much for hosting this epic giveaway, Wen!
Congratulations to Pandas71 as well!
Congratulations to Pandas71 as well!
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