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"Do squirrels have claws?"

"Do werewolves have a deity?"

"What does Ra look like" (the Egyptian sun 'god')

Greek baby names

The stages of a hero's journey

Pregnancy complications

Medeival dances

Torture methods

So, I have done a lot of hurt roleplays, so I have to look up medical things all the time. It's cool though because I'm going to be a nurse (already looking at different out of state colleges for after I leave community) so it gives me a bit of knowledge before I start taking nurses classes! Like, I've had to look up detailed notes on the brain and the different things and chemicals and what shock can do and possible ailments, and even yesterday I had to look up broken heart syndrome. It's insane, man.

What does shark genitalia look like?

What does snake genitalia look like?

I was playing a merman and naga respectively. I wanted to have their biology written down properly, so I googled everything about sharks and snakes.

"can you survive getting shot point blank with a shotgun?"

"can you survive getting shot point blank with a desert eagle?"

"...how long does it take someone to bleed out?"

"......symptoms and complications of shock and blood loss"

"does a bullet vest protect you against AK47s?"

"DRUG TRAFFICKING AND PROSTITUTION IN THE UNITED STATES"

"LAW ENFORCEMENT RESPONSE TO MASS CASUALTY AND HOSTAGE SITUATIONS"

im on a list for persons of interest somewhere.

... I can see a pattern.

...modern problems require modern solutions?

i can provide no context save the explanation that this all happened to the same character, who happens to be, uh, prone to getting shot and or otherwise brutalized.

"Early 20th century underwear"
"When was the flushing toilet invented"
"bat reproductive organs"
"spontaneous explosion of a lumber mill"
"Scandinavian architecture and interior design"
"how to burn out a stump"
"Danish food/Arabic food"
"ancient Egyptian measurements"
"types of poisonous and toxic mushrooms"
"Last minute ticket prices from Copenhagen to Washington-Dulles"

Hahaha...I just got caught up on reading this thread and it's so interesting and hilarious! Yep yep. I relate!

Lol @ "I'm person of interest somewhere"

Oh... where do I even begin?

'Angel average wingspan'
'demon average wingspan'
'what is the most painless way to kill someone' (in my case a character)
'what is the most painful way to kill someone'
'how to rob a bank' (One of my characters is a criminal)
'where is the most dangerous place in the galaxy'
'how would wormholes function'
'when will the universe end'
'how many radioactive bombs are there'
'the best way to end humanity'
'if people were trapped in space suddenly with limited supplies would they survive'
'would submarines survive the end of the world'
'who is the most dangerous killer in history'
'why should I not end humanity'
'is the planet doomed'
'how would a tear between universes work'

I'm probably going to come up now for 'the person who searches up the most scary stuff that is very deceiving'. Help.
Edit: Um... should I explain..?

Hahaha...it makes perfect sense to me. It sounds like you might have or have had a doomsday scenario RP? Dystopian science fiction?

Those are great examples of how we all google weird-sounding stuff all the time! It's hilarious. I love it.

Your Google searches made you sound a little like a mad scientist. Hehe

Can't recall specific terms right now, but things like eye color in albino humans, so many baby names and name origins, weight vs height vs body type, healing time for various injuries...

Memory is not great.