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Game: Every player name things that you think would be different if the world were ruled by our beloved canine friends.

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What would the world be like if ruled by dogs?

Grassy fields everywhere.

No more toilets!

Certain sections of grassy fields labeled for bodily donations. No more private business or plumbing involved either. Find a spot and drop it on the pile!

Hahahahaha

O lord! It's true, though. And probably no clothes. Because what's the point of clothes?

Finally, some politicians I could trust!

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All mail carriers are banned for life!

Handshakes no longer the official greeting!

I'm sure you can imagine where you'll be sniffing to say hello

Politician you can trust -- haha...true! And lol @ mail carriers thing. For sure.

In fact, there are probably new laws that everyone automatically owns all the land within one block around their dwelling place and nooooo tresspassing allowed. Unless you're smaller than them. Then it's cool. Lol

Somehow, I knew you'd go there. Lmao.

I said a similar thing on my Facebook page where I asked the same question, but I said that the handshake would be replaced by wet, slobbery kisses. (ew).

We'd probably only be able to speak dog like "Woof! Bark! Ruff!"

Indeed! It might be hard to roleplayer in Canine Kingdom.

But...I guess in my head I'm assuming that to truly rule the world dogs would have developed complex language somehow....haha.

Open a belly scratbhing business, and make some sweet dough.

Lol

The national currency is no longer dollars -- it's bacon slices!

There would be a lot of people playing "go fetch"⚾. I have a German shepherd 😢.

All cats are hereby put in the nearest prison.

Lol yes Fetch replaces Football. hehe

Hahahahaha

There would be no more dog catching it would be people catching.

Hahaha! Good one. Ooo kind of reminds me of the opening scene from Planet of the Apes.