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...those damned bees just won't go away! So...

I met a condescending, pretentious, reckless jerk in a position of power and shoved his face into--I don't know, a treehole full of raging, vindictive bees looking for revenge on Man for the invention of pesticides, and...

Edit: (I was too slow)

...I went to jail and had to call a lawyer and...

... yet I was satisfied, and my hotshot lawyer got me off after 7 mistrials, then...

I decided the best thing to do was have a party to celebrate, so...

...naturally, I had to plan something so big for the occasion, I took time to meticulously invite each and every one of my friends from high school in person...

This took longer than I anticipated, however, because...

I had to wait a few to get paid money to buy supplies, but once it came in I got...

My stuff in my bag and dashed out the door, then I

got in the car, but it caught on fire, so I

(Car catching on fire actually happened, not fun.)

Jumped out and ran a few then rolled on the ground till.