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Welcome to Bad Fanfiction. The game where you write a single fictional paragraph about a person or subject as awful as possible. Broken and nonsensical story lines, bad characters and spelling, mary sues, awkward romances, eye sores, and weird humor all around. Bring out your worst, and make us suffer! Contact your inner twelve year old and write us some garbage! When you're done with your paragraph, state a subject or person for the writer below to write about. I'll start.

therewas once a man named gorden freeman. gorden snhooty the aliens and combien from the sky and got the prncess whosr name was alux. Andt hen alex was an alien and he shooted thewm too. abd then the combiens summoined J.K Rowling. And J.K Rowling turned gorden gay with her wand the end.

Subject: Master Chief

they called him MAster Cheif, but he knew the truth- his name was willy simone and he missed hte days whern his freidns would be like, "hey!!! willy!!!!" Anymore it was just him shooting at dudes with guns and he felt bigly sad for it. today was unlike any ohter day- today master cheif was going for a walk because there was no shooting to do. it was nice and relacing. he was walking. then willy saw a bird. except there weren't suppoosed to be birdys here. he knew he had to investigate! the bird was really turdurus. they became best friends because master cihef didn't have his gun, and so they talked and became friends. from then to today, Turudus called him Willy.

Then they died and respawed, the end.

Subject: Betty White, come on ya'll know we gotta start off right!

onnce their was grl nmaed betty wite, and she was very rIch. she wsa so rich that her freinds wanted her monets. she telled them that she was to oled to gvie her moneys away so tehy gotted a time mashine. goardin masmey comed out of teh time mashine and gived them all moneys. the end.

Subject: Bread

"get that bread!" he wishpered into her ear cuetly. seh was so in love wiht him tha she greed. "no more lies greg!" she yells to the ohter guy who wsa in lvoe with her. she bgan to cry cuz they were fiteing. she knew that seh was in love iwth neiher of hem but they had to fight cuz there a vmpire and a wherewolf. in the end her stealed all of theyr gold cuz she was an assasin.

Subject: "I'm you from the future"

On day, Bug Bunny come from foochr to find Bugs Bun-bun. "Wutup doc! I fucher yoo" "you r!?" "Yup!" Neeto!" They has the carrot cake and fucher bugs take pop-tart and go back foosher. Theend


Subject: Spoodermin

Petr prker was teh spodermin which meaned he could shoot webses at teh bda goys a bad guyy ataked the banke and stealed somme moneys so spoodermon pewed him and teh polees catched him. everyonewas hapie and spodermon getted a metal.

Subject: Cooking

the cook was goign to cook somethin good , and what is you may desire ask wonder? well its called pi , hwo yo maske it you ask wonder curious?!!???????? sbut first you need the following items , dough , more jef, sone pineapple , adn a playe . idk?? t(a/n too laxx to look up recipeefef) anywasy , first you nede a bowl then you grabbe the bowl and grba ingredients and bash it in cause why not?/?????? but before yu do that plase make sure the oen is placed on 4000000000000000 degress , why? cause thtas what makes pi so god. whens it down , slam the bowl of mixtures into the oven stoe , and put it one fot 404 minuet , adn during this time make sure your oven doesnt catch on fier even thougbt thast supposed to happen right/?? (a;m: i did this before and burne my houe but the pi was fog) so anywasy when it ready and yo hous goen , put it on the plate and bam a pi! and thas howw you make it so when the cook was done they dook the pie and serverd to everyome arounf the neightbor hoog , evryone lke it .the pen

Subject: "Cake"

"almos dun she thot, her heart pounding away in her hand: almost done. It been sleven years before since she made anything quite son mannifcent. Her hands shaking as each fondue flower was added. It was tall, at least seven layers and sure to win the love of her love who shee loved so much it made her heart drop from her hand to the floor where she wore boots because she wasn't like other girls she was special and diffrent. The cooking compitioin would make her a hero and then they wpuld all see how good she was a cakes because she w3as the best at cakes and not inot girly things. eXcept for cooking because cooking was baking nad baking kept her alive. she needed to do it. Her heart on the floor needed to do it. there he was looking at her cake; hands shaking she hoped hed kiss her. the cake was megnificent even if it wasn't finished with an hour left on the clock.

Subject: "First day of school"

it was first day of school, and everyone liked me. I was popolar with all the cool kidz. I sat in the front and the teacher liked me, and always picked me. I never got question wrong during the day. I was the greatest at math and solved a hard colcloolus issue. My day at school at school was amazing and super cool, and I was super cool and everyone like me. I Will enjoy school.

Subject: Jotaro x Kakyoin [good luck whether or not you're a Jojo fan. I'm sorry.]

There was a lot of "WHAT IN THE ACTUAL **** DID I JUST GET MYSELF INTO?!"...Truth is, I don't watch Jojo, nor have I read the manga? Oh, you're approaching me? Even though I said I have no idea what the **** I'm doing? Okay, the point is, it was Katrina's idea for Jotaro x Kakyoin, but I barely know the characters to write a good one. So, uh, thanks, Katrina, I hope this makes you happy.

Subject: Ace Attorney

(Goes back in time to being a kid)

Ace Aturney

There is this umm Aturney people who try solve this uhh what you call it? A case of this bad bad man, he try to umm steal which mom always says is very very wrong. Let see they are in a coret with a juge who has this little hamher thing and slams it down a lot saying orter in the coret. The lawyer lady comes up to the juge and kisses him, which is every girls dream. They get maryed and live happyly ever after. THE END

Subject: Scooby Doo

(Anyone)