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I'm disturbed 😨

HA!

I taste blood

List of weird things:

1. Boxing rings are square.
2. Quicksand is slow as heck.
3. Sweet meats are candy, but sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are meat.
4. Humans evolved from monkeys and apes, but we still have monkeys and apes.
5. People say "best thing since sliced bread." But nobody knows what was the best thing before sliced bread.
6. If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done?

Bread is made of holes.

Apartments are not real

Oreos are vegan food.

Pondering the Hakka…….

Can I get a seniors discount card after 5 years of being here???

Can I get a waffle..?

Managing my food intake really is difficult. :'(

Your teeth are the only part of your skeleton that you brush and touch on a daily basis.

Randomly thinking of leaving…

Don't you hate it when you sneeze really hard (like, so hard your brains fall out) and your body tenses up and you can't do anything until the demons leave?

When you look in a puddle and see your reflection, is it you who move or the reflection and you just copy it?

Isn't it cool when you try and make an interesting story but you get degraded because it isn't the isekai/I got reincarnated as [random object name] stories everyone else is doing?

You know how a chicken takes three steps and then forgets...?

I want donuts... somehow I can even smell the aroma of donuts in my room…

donuts...

That moment when you need to go to the store but you don't want to deal with people....

When you clean your shower, you're your shower's shower.