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"Then how about you let the parasite tell me?"

Mars: a purple light could be seen through the bottom of the door. “Mmm, well played. Perhaps I will tell you eventually, but watching you toy with MY toy is just so fun. It’s something I like to call puppetseption. You control him, I control him, I control you, by extension he controls you, and so on and so forth. Isn’t it hilarious?” He giggled his sadistic little giggle. The light vanished and he went through his wake up speech.

"Zla, chi ohom rusidaba. Uqam sutici aesotp, eaquso." She says to something. There is silence for a few seconds, then white fur sticks out the bottom of the doorcrack. Mint seems to be blocking the door.

Mars: “this looks like a bedroom, but it certainly isn’t my bedroom, too tidy... what a mystery. I must be here to find clues.” He said to himself.

She chuckles. " Arasigt."

Mars: “hmm... Arasigt... Arachnid? Spiders! My next clue is spiders! ...................Er, mysterious voice? What am I meant to do with spiders?” He said.

"That means t-" Mint has a bright idea. "Look for the spider web in the room." The room was massive, it would take quite a while to search even half of the room.

Mars: “thank you! I shall not fail you!” He began his pointless, endless search.

Mint laughs. "Chi ohom tes irsturp xerocs!" You feel two presences watching you.

Mars: “wow, I feel two presences watching me!” He said bluntly, then continued his search. After all, he had been trusted with a VERY important task, hadn’t he?

They go silent, then burst out laughing. One sounded similar to Mint, except the German accent was more prominent, and the other had a slight Polish accent.

Mars: He looked around in shock. “Huh? Who’s there? Invisible people? Hey, can you use your invisible people powers to help me find this cobweb?”

"Spi-" The Polish one starts to say, but they shut up as Mint(?) shushed them.

Mars: “Oh, is recruiting invisible people cheating? Ok! That’s fine, I don’t even need help!” He continued looking.

The German chuckled. You have now searched a fourth of the room.

Mars: “wow, I’ve now searched a fourth of the room!” He said. ((I don’t know why saying wow then identically mimicking the description is so funny to me.))

After 5 minutes more, you've seached a half.

((Mars is easily my dumbest character and I adore him.)) Mars: “wow, it’s only been five minutes and I’ve searched half! I’m so good at this.” He said, blissfully unaware of the fact that he was being used as a fancy walkie talkie.

((Oh my gosh. Your descriptions though.)) 10 minutes later, 3/4 of the room was complete.

((The comedy doesn’t quite write itself, but you do, so less effort for me!)) Mars: “Wow, I’ve said wow 34 times today! That’s a new rec- wow, it’s been ten more minutes and- wow! A third- no, three thirds, no, a throurth? A throurth of the room is complete! Wow!” He... said? Does this even count as saying anymore?