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I know, I know.

BUUUUUT I do have alright for now and yer so bad by Tom petty memorized, along with most of twilight zone by golden earring
And the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny by lemon demon. Most people don't know that one, but I do.

Van halen isn't exactly my strong suit but I make up for it in other areas.

"You can't get romantic on a subway line! Oooooooohhhhh conductor don't like it says your wasting your time! But EVERYBODY WANTS SOME! I do too! EVERYBODY WANTS SOME! Baby how bout you?"

I can freely admit that I don't know that one *le derps*

"Ol' Godzilla was hopping around
Tokyo city like a big playground
When suddenly batman burst from the shade
And hit Godzilla with a bat grenade
Godzilla got pissed and began to attack
But didn't expect to get blocked by shaq
Who proceeded to open up a can of shaq fu
When Aaron carter came out of the blue
And he started beating up Shaquille o Neil
Then they both got flattened by the batmobile
But before he could make it back to the bat cave
Abraham Lincoln came out of his grave
And he pulled an ak-47 out from under his hat
And blew batman away with a ratatatat
But he ran out of bullets and he ran away
Cuz Optimus prime came to save the day

This is the ultimate showdown
Of ultimate destiny
Good guys bad guys and explosions
As far as the eye can see
And only one will survive
I wonder who it will be
This is the ultimate showdown
Of ultimate destiny

Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus prime
Like scruff mcgruff took a bite out of crime
Then shaq came back covered in a tire track
But Jackie chan jumped and landed on his back
And batman was injured and trying to get steady
When Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete
But suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped
Indiana jones took him out with his whip
Then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind
And he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find
Cuz batman stole it and he shot and he missed
And Jackie chan deflected it with his fist
Then he leaped in the air and he did a somersault
While Abraham Lincoln tried to pole vault
Onto Optimus prime but they collided in the air
Then they both got hit by a care bear stare

This is the ultimate showdown
Of ultimate destiny
Good guys bad guys and explosions
As far as the eye can see
And only one will survive
I wonder who it will be
This is the ultimate showdown

Angels sang out in immaculate chorus
Down from the heavens descended chuck Norris
Who delivered a kick which could shatter bones
Into the crotch of Indiana jones
Who fell on the ground, writhing in pain
As batman changed back into Bruce Wayne
But chuck saw through this clever disguise
And crushed batman's head in between his thighs

Then gandalf the grey and gandalf the white
And Monty python and the holy grail's black knight
And Benito Mussolini and the blue meanie
Cowboy Curtis and jambie the genie
Robocop, the terminator, Captain Kirk, darth vader,
Lo pan, superman, every single power ranger
Bill s. Preston and Theodore Logan
Spock, the rock, Doc oc and hulk hogan
They all came out of nowhere lightning fast
And kicked chuck Norris in his cowboy ass
It was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw
With civilians looking on in total awe
The war raged on for a century
Many lives were claims but eventually
The champion stood, the rest saw their better
Mr. Rogers in a bloodstained sweater

This is the ultimate showdown
Of ultimate destiny
Good guys bad guys and explosions
As far as the eye can see
And only one will survive
I wonder who it will be
This is the ultimate showdown
This is the ultimate showdown
This is the ultimate showdown
This is the ultimate showdown
This is the ultimate showdown
Of ultimate destiny.

I knew that one. Saw a youtube video of it.


"I told her, never in hell, no special reason.
Must a lied 'cause I ain't leavin'.
We're in for a very long night.
Heard a vicious rumor from your mama's tongue:
You a desp'rate woman, need a man with a gun.
High crime zone in the city of lights.
Baby, please!
Can't take it anymore.
Baby, please!
Can't take it anymore.
I'm takin' whiskey to the party tonight,
And I'm lookin' for somebody to squeeze.
I ain't lookin' for somebody to fight.
Baby, don't get uptight.
Baby, please!
Wanna see my i.d.? try to clip my wings!
Don't have to show you proof of anything.
I know the law friend.
At the 'leventh hour. I'm goin' back outside.
Give it a try.
I'm your last loose end.
Baby, please!
Can't take it anymore.
Baby, please!
Can't take it anymore.
I'm takin' whiskey to the party tonight
And I'm lookin' for somebody to squeeze.
I ain't lookin' for somebody to fight.
Baby, don't get uptight.
Baby, please!
I feel my heart beat,
Feel my heart beat,
Feel my heart beat,
Oh yeah.
Baby, please!
Can't take it anymore.
Baby, please!
Can't take it anymore.
I'm takin' whiskey to the party tonight,
And I'm lookin' for somebody to squeeze.
I ain't lookin' for somebody to fight.
Baby, don't get uptight.
Baby, please!
Loss of control
Mayday!
I checked it out. I think you ought to know.
I'm only wastin' time. I think I'd better go.
You way too civilized. oh,
Loss of control, loss of control, loss of control!
Loss of control, loss of control, loss of control!
Loss of control, loss of control, loss of control!
Loss of control, loss of control, loss of control!
Loss of control, loss of control, loss of control!
Baby, I checked it out. I think you ought to know.
I'm only wastin' time. I think I'd better go.
You way too civilized. oh,
Loss of control, loss of control, loss of control!
Loss of control, loss of control, loss of control!
Loss of control, loss of control, loss of control!
Loss of control, loss of control, loss of control!
Loss of control, loss of control, loss of control!
Baby, I checked it out. I think you ought to know.
I'm only wastin' time. I think I'd better go.
You way too civilized. oh,
Loss of control, loss of control, loss of control!"

Romeo Delight, Women and Children First, Van Halen.

I love lemon demon.

I remember tears streaming down your face when I said I'd never let you go
When all those shadows almost killed your light
I remember you said don't leave me here alone
But all that's dead and gone and passed to night

Just close your eyes
The sun is going down
You'll be alright
No one can hurt you now
Come morning light
You and I'll be safe and sound

Don't you dare look out your window now, darling everything's on fire
The war outside our door keeps raging on
Hold on to this lullaby
Even when the music's gone
Gone...

Just close your eyes
The sun is going down
You'll be alright
No one can hurt you now
Come morning light
You and I'll be safe and sound

Just close your eyes
You'll be alright
Come morning light,
You and I'll be safe and sound...

Romeo and Juliet, Dire Straits

"A lovestruck Romeo sings the streets a serenade
Laying everybody low with a lovesong that he made
Finds a streetlight steps out of the shade
Says something like you and me babe how about it?

Juliet says hey it's Romeo, you nearly gimme me a heart attack
He's underneath the window she's singing hey la my boyfriend's back
You shouldn't come around here singing up at people like that
Anyway what you gonna do about it?

Juliet the dice were loaded from the start
And I bet and you exploded in my heart
And I forget I forget the movie song
When you gonna realize it was just that the time was wrong Juliet?

Come up on different streets they both were streets of shame
Both dirty both mean yes and the dream was just the same
And I dreamed your dream for you and now your dream is real
How can you look at me as if I was just another one of your deals?

When you can fall for chains of silver you can fall for chains of gold
You can fall for pretty strangers and the promises they hold
You promised me everything you promised me thick and thin yeah
Now you just say oh Romeo yeah you know I used to have a scene with him

Juliet when we made love you used to cry
You said I love you like the stars above, I'll love you till I die
And there's a place for us, you know the movie song
When you gonna realize it was just that the time was wrong Juliet?

I can't do the talk like they talk on tv
And I can't do a love song like the way it's meant to be
I can't do everything but I'd do anything for you
I can't do anything except be in love with you

And all I do is miss you and the way we used to be
All I do is keep the beat, the bad company
And all I do is kiss you through the bars of a rhyme
Juliet I'd do the stars with you any time

Juliet when we made love you used to cry
You said I love you like the stars above and I'll love you till I die
There's a place for us you know the movie song
When you gonna realize it was just that the time was wrong Juliet?

A lovestruck Romeo sings the streets a serenade
Laying everybody low with a lovesong that he made
Finds a convenient streetlight steps out of the shade
Says something like you and me babe how about it?

You and me babe, how about it?"

That song made me cry...

That is sad 3:

Bang bang (my baby shot me down) by nancy Sinatra was sad too.

Yeah. But the next song is more upbeat.

Hey, you read my story yet? . I hope I don't have to resend it.

It's weird cuz I don't get anything and when I try to reply to see if it'll pop up then it says "this message has been deleted"

Maybe it's too long?

I should try to post it here.

Here we go! Next post I make.

BTW, when Casey and I broke up, (don't ask. ) The first song that came up was Train in Vain. I was LAUGHING. And other things, but laughing.

Ohhhh damn... Ill fix it...


Ill send it to you in incriments.

Srry for triple posting, but how are you doing today? Little bored, so just wanted to chat.

I stuffed them all in a folder and shall tackle them one at a time! HAW HAW HAW

I'm doing fine. I think it's about to start raining where I live and I bet my poor dogs are flipping out with the thunder xD

There's still a helluva lot more. I just got bored.

. Its hot up here. The Chicago land area got a heatwave

Texas can't seem to make up its mind. But then again, it's always been extremely indecisive xD

. Everyone I meet on this is in the south!

That's odd. I've noticed that too.

Funny but now that I think of Chicago I think of these three quotes:
"I hate Illinois nazis"
"Two whole fried chickens and a coke, and dry white toast"
And
"There's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses." "Hit it!"

Im not a Nazi...

I might know those quotes, but I can't remember it that well. All I know is that sometimes, I wish that I'd meet someone who wasn't in the south.

Hey, do you know where the Toothbrush was invented?

DANGIT HRA- it's from The Blues Brothers. Awesome movie, it is.

I'm not saying you're a nazi xD it's a quote from the movie.

Watch it and it'll all make sense.

Yeah, the south gets kinda old after I while. I want to go up north one day just to see something different. It provides a huge entertainment factor tho xD

Let me guess: SOMEWHERE UP NORTH