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Ahh! Sting! that's an awesome name. I'm gonna get a gun, and carve the words GODS WARRIOR into the side, like Under the Dome.

I think that's a good idea. Just don't rob my house with that.

Lulz. Don't give me any ideas.

I want a katana too at some point. Katanas are the coolest medieval weapons ever invented.

Handheld weapons, you mean, right? . I like Katanas, but I prefer a broadsword. Katanas look really cool, but I like going for the shock factor. Because if you think about it, which looks more BA? A guy wielding a giant broadsword, with a red cape, plate legs, armor covering half the torso, and the right shoulder, or a samurai?

Oh yeah! I have a hand carved wooden broadsword as tall as me! I think it's in my closet. I'm not sure where it is...

Speaking of which, what time is it?

That too, but katanas have been around forever.

Now, I suppose it depends on the samurai and don't forget the ninjas.
Plus, the bride from kill bill just wouldn't be the same without her Hattori Hanzo katana.

Maybe it's just me, but I like the lighter, easier to handle weapons, maybe because I'd end up whacking my head off with a broadsword xD

It's 12:41 my time. I should probably go to sleep or I'm gonna be a zombie tomorrow xD

Same time here.

I.... Can't... Keep... Eyes... Open...

I had FOUR DAMN HOURS OF SLEEP today, and now this? And there was much rejoicing. Yaaaayyyy

poor you.
Go to sleep. That's what I'm gonna do.

*british rabbit voice* good night, gromit! (Bet you'll never guess which movie that was )

"Rise and shine, marines! Another glorious day in the core- every meal a banquet, every march a parade, every payload a fortune! I love the core!"
"Damn, this floor is cold!"
"What, Hudson, you want me to go fetch your slippers for you?"
"Actually, sir, that would be really nice of you-"
"Hudson, look into my eye..."

Aliens.

"Are we awake?"
"We're not sure. Are we... Black?"
"Yes we are."
"Then we are awake, but we're very puzzled."

That first quote you made was Wallace and Gromit, curse of the Were Rabbit. Gromit was the dog. Very funny claymation.

You saw it?!

YOU'RE AMAZING
NO ONE KNOWS THAT MOVIE

I watched all four. Good movies. I also watched all the terminator movies, too. Name a movie, I probably watched it.
Thank you.

Sorry, I was sick.

I only liked the first two alien movies. The third one sucked in my opinion (they wrapped it up PERFECTLY in aliens and they completely screwed it up in alien3! I don't care what Thomas says, IT MAKES NO LOGICAL SENSE) and I didn't bother wasting my time with the fourth.
I haven't seen the third terminator movie but again, they wrapped it up perfecting in t2 and alien3 scarred me for life so I'm hesitant to watch it.

End of rant xD sorry

And that's ok. Are you feeling better now?

Don't watch the fourth. It's weird, but nice. I liked it, if it wasn't for the fact that the new alien creeped the hell outta me. As for terminator? The second did NOT wrap it up at all. The third actually makes it all clear. If you want, I can spoil it for you.

No problem. I'll listen.

Yeah. I just went out, bought a Van Halen, Rolling Stones, Pink Floyd, and ACDC tee shirt, and another pair of aviators. I look awesome.

Yes it did- the terminator and all the parts were destroyed, the facility was destroyed, dysons record thingies were destroyed, Sarah Connor and John were still alive, Sarah was friggin hopeful for once xD it ended well! They didn't need to worry about anything anymore! It was a good wrap up, I thought. It all made sense.

...
I can imagine. Aviators are the best.

Nope. It never ended well. Sorry, but Judgement Day will still come. Sorry for spoiling that. .

Thanks. I love aviators. I uploaded a pic of me with EM on. Check out Jake's profile.

GOSH DANGIT *ragequittableflip*
And that's how we learn to debate in forensics xD

Dooooooohhh
For some reason "sharp dressed man" by zz top comes to mind.
I hope my dad leaves his aviators to me in his will

. That's fun. Don't flip my table, though.

How'd you like it?

Don't worry, I have my own special table to flip, complete with cards and pretzels and everything.

You can wear aviators really well.
And this is really random too but
I like your hair. It looks wavy and shiny and stuff.

I just scared you away didn't I.

I have a tendency to do that

Dammit! You been cheating! *flips table, pulls gun* gimme my crackers!

No, I'm laughing. Thanks! No one really said that before. I was actually watching Red. So don't worry.

TAKE YER DAMN CRACKERS! I ONLY LIKE GOLDFISH ANYWAYS!

ok. I point out the strangest stuff
But I really like hair. Idk why but I really like hair. Red is the best, followed by black/light brown/dirty blond.