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This is a game designed to keep you thinking outside the box and to irritate people who hate puns. But mostly for the first reason. Basically, the person above you will pick a topic and you will have to respond with a sentence of puns revolving around that topic. You will then pick a pun topic for the person below you.


Example:
Topic: Trains

"Wheel, I was going to think of something clever, but I got railroaded by the poor choice of topic."

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This is going to hurt everyone involved, but hopefully just around the ribs.

EDIT: Here's a list of topics people have used so far, but don't worry about doubling up. It'll just make people think even harder!

Airplanes
Animals
Animation
Army
Baked Goods
Banana
Bears
Beds
Birds
Boats
Butter
Candy
Cats
Cheese
Cookies
Countries
Dead Fish
Dogs
Eggs
Elephants
Feet
Fish x3
Flowers
Ghosts
Half-Life
Horses
Ice Cream
Limb-removal
Llama
Music
Ocean
(The) Office
Pizza
Puns
Rain
Rich people
Sailing
Sharks
Shellfish
Sleeping
Spice
Swords
Trains
Trash
Trees x2
Vegetables
Writing
Zombies

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Let me start off the person below me with:

Birds

You know someone's going to tweet this.

Also, new topic:

TREES

There's this guy with a big trunk in his attic, he leaves lots of stuff in there.

Next topic, SHARKS.

I shark ant think of anything to say here!

Next topic, bears

Come on, you guys are bearly trying. Kodiak at least make some kind of effort, or are we going to have to paws the game?

SAILING

I sea no opportunity to make a pun! This is rudder nonsense! I've truly taken a stern for the worst.

DOGS

These puns were really starting to hound me, but then I told myself "Earendill, you shouldn't terrier self up about it."

Now onwards to our arch-nemesis: CATS

We can't do that! It could be CATastrophic! PURRhaps we should move on to the topic of Cheese

Well, who am I to diss a brie? Cheese is a gouda idea!

New topic: Rain

I don't mean to dampen your fun, but this whole thread is a wash. Perhaps we should rain it in.

BANANA

This thread is really apeeling, but it's all fun and games until someone gets yellow-bellied about it. Well that's enough puns for today, I've got to split.

LLAMA

I've got to go- alpaca granola bar for later.

Pizza

Oh cheese. Everybody else gets gr-easy topics and I get the hard salami? Well, I guess it doesn't matter how you slice it; the delivery on my puns just didn't cut it. I crust that the person below me will do a cheddar job.

SLEEPING

This topic is a snore. Did the creator of this topic ever dream this would actually work? Perhaps they were sleepwalking.
I'm so bad at punzzzzzzz...

Hopefully they can dream up something better about zombies.

Like a zombie musical called, "Break a Leg"?

Next topic...
Limb Removal (Let's keep this zombie thing going, shall we? Lots of pun potential there.)

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Makes a little more sense if you know the walking dead, but whatever.

Next up, dead fish

Gross. You think we could scale back the guts a bit? There's just something rotten and more than a little fishy about corpse puns. Why don't we fleshen things up a bit and stalk about Flowers?

Way to turn over a new leaf! I have to say, some of you are real pistils when it comes to puns. Allow me to put the petal to the metal, as it were, and get rid of the a-pollen scenery though.

The next topic will bee:

Butter

There's such a huge margarine for error when making these puns, but it's butter to try than to do nothing at all. My vocabulary-reserve for continuing these puns is shortening... Ghee! I guess oil have to try harder next time!

I'm on a roll, here, though, you gotta admit! If you find these puns funny, be sure to spread them!

The next topic will be:

Vegetables!

I carrot believe this was chosen to be a topic. I shallot accept this! When there's a fruit based topic, lettuce know!

Next topic: THE OFFICE