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RedLantern

TheCookiesAreGolden wrote:
Is it bad that I act a little shellfish. because everybody gets what they want and I don't so i want something for myshellf

thank you goodbye

Next up:

Beds

Lmao. xD

"Im not laying, but this looks pretty sheetty on you."

sorry but i'm a bit brain tired nowadays. ;)
AgentMoore Topic Starter

No topic eh? I'll bet it was supposed to be BRAINS.

I'm smart, you see. A real gene-ius. I have so many puns cranium'd into my head it makes me neurotic! I lobe puns. In fact, it's what most of my humor stems from. I must have some nerve, because the jokes are never-ending.

Next Topic: HORSES
RedLantern

AgentMoore wrote:
No topic eh? I'll bet it was supposed to be BRAINS.

I'm smart, you see. A real gene-ius. I have so many puns cranium'd into my head it makes me neurotic! I lobe puns. In fact, it's what most of my humor stems from. I must have some nerve, because the jokes are never-ending.

Next Topic: HORSES

Lmao x'),


Ho, I'm just out of creativity. Let's see...

Nope, my puns are not nice. I'll pass.
I'm pretty a-foal at puns, but I'll give it a shot. I saw this thread, and I had to gallop to it; I absolutely love puns. Oh, but I'd better hoof it to bed now, it's pretty late!

Next topic: Baked Goods
TheNewSign

This is getting a bit too sweet for me to handle. I donut want to continue this until we're talking about

FISH
AgentMoore Topic Starter

Alright, fine. I'm herring what you're saying. Market my words: we'll scale back the sugar and sea what we can dew about reeling ourselves in with some less pre-packaged puns.

Why don't we start with: SNAKES
pltjess

Did you really think you were going to rattle me with that one? I've had more of an itch to scratch from a feather boa coiled around my neck.

Airplanes
looks like this joke just flew right over you



animal
Animal puns? Toucan play at that game.


Ocean
I sea what you did thar. Water you even thinking, oceans are hardly new-wave for puns!

New topic: Writing
A pen, a pencil, and a paintbrush have a race.
1st place: pen
2nd place: pencil


eggs
AgentMoore Topic Starter

You meringue? Yolks on you, buddy! I may have had to scramble to think of this one, but I think I landed sunny-side up!

Spice
Spicy dialogue
"What thyme is it? Cumin side and make yourself a cup of tea so you won't get sick!"
"Ma'am, I'm going as fast as my legs can curry me."
some extra BTS ones
"Orange you glad I came late? I-"
"Donut tell me 'I love you a latte' is an appropriate excuse for tardiness."
((Whoops, who killed the thread-))
New topic: Legos
"Legos?"

"Legoslas was my favorite elf...he was awesone!"

"What did you expect? Legos my Eggos?"

The next word is Phone!
This topic is so phony.

Next topic: Clouds
I was about to slap you because your head was in the clouds... But I mist.

Next topic: Food

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