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"Based on your interest regarding the sling and killing slavers, then I would offer you my friendship."

“Hopefully we can become friends, but not many of your kind wants to be friends with me, so they end up dying instead. Quite sad really.”

"My kind, do not die. It looks like you have mistaken my visage for something else. As a 'half man' at your age, you are still a child in regards to my years. However, I will befriend you and possibly illuminate upon my existence."

Φίλος (friend)

Befriend...I've already enough enemies in my life

"I'd l-like to be friends." He smiled softly.

“Hmm....I wouldn’t mind being your friend.”

"Based off looks alone I certainly would not mind kissing you, hmrrr."

"we could be friends why not just don't try to drive a wooden spike through my chest and light me ablaze"

"Friend-zone..." he simply says.

"Friend zone....unless you want me to kiss you...." *Whimpers as he bows*

*electric churring growl* [Friend]

"To offer a hand in friendship is another step to comprehending another culture and a wise foothold."

He gazed down at them and shook his head, slowly wandering off.
Friendzoned.

"Kiss!" She licks her lips and puckers up........Then gently places one on his brow and smiles. "Now, would ye like a nice cup of tea? Say ye will, ye will, ye will, ye will...." ☘️

“Oh....? Tea, you say? Then without a doubt, I will be your friend! Let’s get into the tea.”

"My, aren't you quite the beauty? A kiss is in order I think."

"Kill."

“I’ll return the favor. Kill! Hahahah!”

"Ah...well..." She smiles sheepishly, deciding, "I don't kiss complete strangers, and I certainly can't kill you--not like I want to but you'd beat me in a fight, because you probably would, but in the sense that I don't kill people either--? Oh, you know what I mean..." She waves a hand in embarrassed dismissal. "Friend-zone it is!"

"Oh! You were that strange girl that I accidentally startled from sleep. Apologies for that! You are welcome to draw me, if you'd like. I think we could be friends."