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The Sly Theif, and The Selfish Little Girl 1X1

Cheesecakes walked through the city, and her stomach growling. "Shut up already I'm looking!" Cheesecakes shouted at her begging stomach, a women with a child stepped back from Cheesecakes when she was yelling at her stomach. While Cheesecakes was walking, the delicious spell of newly cooked food punched her nose. Cheesecakes drooled when she smelled the lovely smell of food. "Meat...." Cheesecakes mumbled to herself as she followed the scent.

Cheesecakes stopped at a nearby stand with a man ringing a bell and shouting "ten percent off all beef!" He shouted, Cheesecakes walked over to the stand and drooled just looking at the food. "If you're another begger leave..." the man said staring at Cheesecakes. Cheesecakes took out her hammer and glared at the man "shut up old fool!" Cheesecakes shouted, and grabbed a chicken thigh and started chowing down. "Hey knock it off, you have to pay for that!" The man shouted amd.tried to stop her, but Cheesecakes just twisted his wrist and continued eating. While the man called for help, but no one came.";

"Can't catch me pals!" Ryoran yelled over his shoulder at the local guards chasing him. Who would have known they'd get so touchy about him borrowing some coins from them? The streets were packed with people and he had a hard time makeing his way through the crowd, but, the guards didn't have it easy either. Not looking to where he was going, he tripped over a rock and accidentally... bumped into someone, or better said, almost tackled the girl.

While Cheesecakes was eating a chunk of ham, someone suddenly tackled her and making the ham slipping out of her hands. "What the-" Cheesecakes fell over on her back and quickly sat up, staring at her ham. Perfectly good food gone to waste, Cheesecakes eys widened at the man who knocked her down. She took out her hammer, and stood up. "You a** get back here!" Cheesecakes shouted, as a couple of guards were about to run into her. Cheesecakes quickly turned around and whacked one of the guards in the head making him unconscious, then tripping the second guard and whacking him unconscious too. "He's my pray..." Cheesecakes mumbled, and chased after Ryoran, and keeping up with him. She was determined to avenge her wasted ham.

"No, no, no, wait!" Ryoran held up his hands in surrender but then he noticed the hammer and the unconscious guards. "Ah crap." Looking around as he ran again, he decided to hide. Slowing down a bit, and Sherlock Holmes-like, he took a ridiculous hat with leaves from a man nearby and quickly changed it for his top hat, also making many turns, he finally stopped and hid behind a stand that sell jewerly.

Cheesecakes kept a sharp eye on Ryoran, ran behind the jewelry stand and rested her hammer on her shoulder. "No matter how far you run, no matter how many places you hide I'll find you! Besides I've seen smarter knuckleheads like you hide better..." Cheesecakes walked over towards Ryoran and kicked him down hard, and lifted up her hammer. "You better give me a good reason why I shouldn't put you in a coma for wasting perfectly good food!" Cheesecakes glared, and was about to beat him to death.

Surprisingly, he grinned up at her casually. "Well, there are several. First, the world would be such a lame place without me. Second, I'm a hero." He said as he counted them with his fingers. "Oh, and I can talk to llamas too. Just bring one and I'll show you." He shrugged, getting up. "Anyways, those are just three from the infinte reasons."

Cheesecakes glared "first of all, the world would be a better place with trash like you dead and gone, second, I thats a lie, and third I don't give a d**n!" Cheesecakes said, and clutched her hammer, about to seriously hurt him. "Now get down on you're knees so I can crush you skull, and snap your neck like the rat you are!" Cheesecakes demanded, she had a extreme sailor mouth for her age, and was seriously tough.

"Tood bad, you're insane." Ryoran did his usual trick of self-duplicating himself. It just worked two out of five times, so he hoped it worked this time. When a second Ryoran appeared behind her, he fist-pumped. "Another, me, more fun. Now, you just put down that thing, and I'll buy you more food. Deal?"

Cheesecakes ignored the second Ryoran and lifted up her hammer. "Fine... bit if you lie to me I swear this will be the last time you'll see the light clown!" Cheesecakes dropped the hammer "hurry up idiot, and stupid I want my wasted meat back!" Cheesecakes said and crossed her arm's.

"Good girl!" He waved his hand and the second him appeared by his side. "I want my hat back." Ryoran two said. "Gosh, I can't believe you're me. Let's get her food first." The real one frowned at Cheesecakes and held out his hand. "Call me Ryoran. What's your name?"

"Mother clucking President Cheesecakes" Cheesecakes said with confidence, and walked over towards the real Ryoran and took his hat, and placed it on her head. She smiled and laughed a little, Cheesecakes finally got out of her bad mood. That was just because Ryoran promised her he would buy her more food. "Food!" Cheesecakes shouted with her fist in the air smiling.

"Just take care of it Milkshake." Yeah, he had a habit of confusing names. "We'll have a feast! I know just the right place. The food is delicious and they have good music." He paused, frowning again. "Hey, how old are you? Aren't your parents looking for you or something?"

Cheesecakes tilted her head pulling the hat, on her head. "13, and what the hell is a parents? Is it yummy, can I eat?" Cheesecakes asked, and had a clueless look on jer face, it was obvious she didn't know what a parent was at all, sense she never had a mother or farther. "If I can't eat a parents I don't need it!" Cheesecakes shouted holding on to the hat that she was still wearing.

"Well, you can't seriously believe you come from a flower, right? Or from space?" He grinned and shook his head. "You're not so smart, huh?" Ryoran tapped his chin and sighed. "Parents are people who take care of you from the moment you are born until you're old enough to do that for yourself. Of course, some people are never able to do that, and stay with their parents for a really long time."

Cheesecakes clutched the hat "you think I'm retarded of course I know I don't come from a flower, or space!" Cheesecakes kicked Ryoran in the shin as hard as she could. "That sounds so stupid, I have no use for something as useless as a parent!" Cheesecake shouted "now where is the food you promised clown, because I'm not seeing any food around here!" Cheesecakes stared left and right impatiently.

Ryoran laughed loudly but then yelped in pain and glared at her. "What the hell is wrong with you, Milkshake?" He pointed at her. "Behave or I'll disappear and there'll be no food." He poked her and jerked his chin to the right. "It's that way. Geez you're worst than my brothers Benny and Teddy together."

Cheesecakes crossed her arms, and dropped her head, and tried really hard not to swear back at him. Sense she didn't want to loose her chances at getting free food. Cheesecakes opened her mouth "**** you stupid clown..." Cheesecakes said quietly. Then she looked up when she heard the word brothers "what's a brother, can I eat it?" Cheesecakes asked, there was alot of stuff she didn't know.

Ryoran clicked his tongue. "From now on, you'll be my apprentice." He smiled, pleased with himself. "I'll tell you once I have some food in my stomach." He opened the door of a building nearby for her. "This is it." Music, and loud voices came from inside. The place was always alive, and it was never boring. One of his favourite places, actually.

"If I become your apprentice can I have extra food?" Cheesecakes said following Ryoran, and wasn't please with the loud music, and people.

"Maybe not extra, but I can assure you at least two meals everyday." He used something one of his younger sisters had taught him: "Pinky swear." Or something like that. It'd been months since he'd last seen his family. "Come, follow me." He could tell she would like a calmer place so he intended to lead her to the less crowded area, where families usually were.