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Granted, You get nothing, absolutely nothing, everything is gone

I wish I could have a dog

((ninja))

"Granted, but every sword you order breaks before arriving at your house"

I wish I could grow an Amish Beard?

Granted but now it's growing rapidly and forever

I wish i didn't have allergies

Granted but you get sick 60% easier

I wish I could buy those glass devil fruits

Granted. You now have the ability to by them, but can't afford them.

I wish I could read minds.

granted but the only thoughts you hear are the ones about having to use the restroom

i wish my shoulder blade would stop hurting

"Granted, But now your knees hurt constantly"

I wish i had a trained monkey as a pet

granted but he is only trained to throw poop on command at your enemies, nothing else

i wish i had some sushi

granted! but it's poisoned

I wish for a dog

Granted, but it’s a hell hound from Hades bent on killing you and sending you to it’s master.




I wish for a cat with no bad things happening to me or it.

granted! you get no cat.

I wish for my minecraft wolf back

Granted! It is now forever hostile toward you.

I wish to be able to give people happiness on command from my own happiness reservoir, which isn't modified by the wish.

Granted! you don't give anyone happieness!

I wish to be good at art

(Xeno, just coz your out of ideas doens’t mean you say you get nothing… there are rules about the wish…)


Granted, but you got kicked out of art schools. Like a certain man.



I wish to be able to draw things so they come to life, with no negative repercussions on me, the drawing, or other people.

Granted, unfortunately you can never find anything to draw upon!

I wish i could speak every language

``Granted, but you can only say swear words.
I wish I could teleport.``

Only from where you are, to the center of the Sun

I wish I could play the next 007 in the next James Bond Film.

granted! but now you cannot leave the film's universe

I wish I looked like the character in my pfp

Congratulations, you are now 2 dimensional

I wish I did not have to pay Taxes