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Granted, but you'll constantly be getting into legal trouble for tax evasion (they don't think 'I made a wish to avoid taxes' is a very good excuse, so it's this whole rigamarole every single time.)
I wish I was a faerie instead of being stuck in a human body.

granted! you are a faerie! but, you are a faerie turtle

i wish i did not have a headache

Granted, but now everywhere else hurts!

I wish to be able to give people happiness on command from my own happiness reservoir, which isn't modified by the wish.

Granted, but people will use you more like a addiction.

I wish to become happier.

Granted! you do become happier, but now you are only happy!

I wish for a pet raven!

Granted, but it’s secret Itachi on a mission to kill you.



I want a Naruto eye power with no drawbacks that is can use the real world and no negative implications, and i have to get it, you can’t say no, you get nothing.

Granted! the naruto eye power is yours.... with a twist... every time you use it a naruto character comes to life...

I wish for an itachi raven

Granted, but all it does is poop on your shoulder

I wish Ozzy Osbourne would tour one more time.

(who is this man, and why are you obsessed with him?)



Granted, but you never manage to get tickets.


I wish I do better art.

(that can be a negative drawback... i said no negative drawbacks)

Granted! your better at art but everything you draw is in black and white


I wish to smile

Granted! You are now smiling. Forever. You cannot properly convey emotions anymore.


I wish for snacks.

Granted! But its poisoned.

I wish for a cat.

granted. It's a killer lion with it's eyes set on you. better start running.


I wish for peace.

I will grant your peace…but everyone will be bored and eventually, conflicts will eventually happen again…even I can’t grant that forever.

I wish Sheetz expands to the entire world so everyone can enjoy their MTO shtuff!

granted but eventually they run out of money to expand and go out of business

I wish for a hellhound

Granted! But the hound is hostile toward you.

I wish to be immune to all side effects.

Granted but the side effects will evolve to defeat your immunity.

I wish for this headache to go away.

((Bruh the wish automatically makes me immune to them. You can't just contradict the wish))

It immediately switches to your stomach, and the pain increases tenfold.

I wish to roll only 20s when I roll d20s

Granted! But now you have no hands to roll them with.

I wish that I had more luck.