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Granted! Then the file will get corrupted and erase all of it.

I wish I had a sweet, cuddly puppy who loved me...

Granted! But your little puppy, although he loves you, is highly destructive and eats a lot

I wish I had good luck

Granted- you have good luck only in criminal endeavors

I wish that I could eat the infinite food I asked for a wish ago

Granted, but your stomach starts hurting right after and it lasts for 1 whole week.

I wish my boss stops giving me unnecessary work, which is not even part of my job description.

Granted! but no work means no pay so... and also, every hour you spend not working your bank takes a negative $50


I wish I could tame my plants

The plants with die within a week.



I wish to end the world with no mercy on anyone, thus killing me, and all living creatures without a chance of reproduction. Thank you for the opportunity.

Granted! But everything and everyone is reincarnated onto another planet that's exactly like Earth and everything resumes as it were after a brief pause.


I wish there were more movies featuring The Muppets.

Granted! But now all the new movies have the muppets casted by humans instead of well... the muppets! Enjoy watching some creepy, random actor claiming he's Kermit!

I wish my singing voice didn't lead people to their doom anymore!

Granted! Now you can't sing at all.

I wish for some stomach medication

Granted! But turns out the doctor prescribed you the wrong medicine and it makes the problem worse

I wish that I wasn't single anymore

Granted! You can have my Demon now!

I wish I had a cat that loves me and is not a murderous psychopath

Granted! But the cat is a black cat so now you have bad luck for as long as you keep it.

I wish that I could break up with the demon, i don't swing that way and dark shadow demons aren't really my type.

Granted, but now the demon has sworn murderous revenge.

I wish people didn't hate clowns so much...

Granted! they no longer fear clowns. Or anything, including but not limited to suicide, poison, murderers, grizzly bears, drowning. So yeah, death rate jumped, but no-one' s afraid of clowns so...

I wish I could help my tamed carniverous plants live longer than a week.

Granted, but as a result, the carniverous plants die a second after a week.


I wish I could kill everyone when I die.

Granted! But everyone just comes back to life after they die, too! As zombies!

I wish I could be taken seriously, now

Granted. But you are taken way too seriously that you can't even make jokes anymore.

I wish it was snowing.

Granted, but it never stops snowing and everyone freezes due to lack of heat.


I wish I could have as much Cheesecake as I want!

Granted. But that's all you get for the rest of your liiiffeeeee.

I wish war did not exist.

Granted, but every country will hire assassins to kill each other's leaders

I wish for immortality