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Granted!( sorry if this doesn't make sense, I'll try to explain) you noe have a pet parrot...cat. It's a beautiful tabby cat, that likes to perch on your shoulder, and was named Parrot.


I wish for more donuts.

Granted............ You know have to eat giant donuts for the rest of your life




I wish I could adopt as many homeless children as I can.

Granted! But uh... You can only adopt them if you live a tiny one room apartment, with a lion as the landlord. Good luck and don't upset the lion.

I wish for a... GIANT MOOSE STATUE.

Granted! but then it animates and well... meese are territorial and aggressive and a regular moose is bad enough, but a moose made of stone is even worse.



I wish for all of my previous wishes to disapear.

Granted. But since time moves forward, all of your wishes from now on will also be ineffective.

I wish someone would pop some anti-logic on me like what I did to Tugboattom.

Granted! But since you wished for anti-logic, this means it is now logical and this wish both effective and ineffective.
Have fun with that.

I wish for a fluffy baby cheetah.

Granted! But Because it's a baby it can't be released back into the wild.

I wish to speak to the other side.

Granted! But all you hear is static and the occasional screaming. That's it... Nothing else.

I wish for uh... Oh! A tiny dinosaur. That squeaks.

Granted ~ you might have to find a scientist who will be able to give the dinosaur check-ups unless you are talking about a toy dinosaur

I Wish that scientists could create a vaccine and cure for Covid-19 in one day

Granted! But the cure only lasts for one hour and has horrible side effects that no one is expecting. Therefore making the vaccine completely and totally useless.

I wish for another tiny squeaky dinosaur. (And yes I'm talking about a real one here. ^^)

Granted! But- oh no! It finds your shoes rather enjoyable and ends up either chewing on them, or just destroying them completely.

I wish the process of song-writing was quicker.

Granted! it's now so quick that it's no longer considered an art, and so music prices drop to a single cent for an entire album. So, sure you can write one quickly, but so can everyone else, and no one cares about your ability to write music.


I wish for my wishes to have consequences again ( not sure if this ends up a paradox or what, have fun.)

Granted, but your wishes have so many consequences, like an absurd amount of consequences, that you don't even get to enjoy any bit of your wishes.

I wish I could have a regular sleep schedule.

Granted! But you regularly sleep from 3 am to 11 pm every single day giving you only 4 hours productive hours a day and they are smack dab in the middle of the night!

I wish my house would magically clean itself so I didn't have to do it.

(OOC: *cackles in overnight work schedule where I usually attempt to sleep around 6am*)

Granted, but it cleans itself by catching on fire...and possibly exploding too.

I wish cherry season lasted all year long!

Granted, but due to the extra cherries, the bird-population now increases drastically. They eat all cherries and poop everywhere, leaving only the un-digested pit of your precious cherries

I wish my fridge would always contain what I am craving at the moment

Granted! But since your cravings most likely change often, the fridge gets stuffed very very quickly and you no longer have any space to store the food, good luck.

I wish for more free time!

Granted! But you need to have specific coupons in order to use your free time and they went out of print in 1910.

I wish I had a box of Hello Kitty band-aids.

Granted! But the band aids only work on a specific breed of cat that no longer exists. So congratulations! You have completely useless band aids!


I wish for an overly spazzy hopelessly confused rare fish.