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Granted, but the fish dies as you look at it.

I wish to have my wish without a, or multiple, consequence(s).

Granted! But uh... The wish doesn't really work as it only ever brings consequences. So it's null in void to wish for a wish with no consequence.

I wish for a very tiny violin. That only plays hard core classical music.

Graaaaanted! But the violin is so tiny and plays in a pitch so high that you can't ever hear the music it makes.

I wish I didn't have to pick the weeds in my yard.

Granted instead your flowers will over take your home and garden.

I wish the world was peaceful.

Granted! the world was peaceful. A long time ago, so long in fact that no one remembers it.


I wish for a tamed hummingbird.

Granted but it hated any other animals or humans who came around you going into berserk mode.

I wish we could cure all sickness,illness,disabilities.

Granted! Of course. We can cure all sickness, illness, and disabilities...
But it only works on beetles. Sorry!

I wish for my drawing abilities to improve overnight.

Granted! But you also have a permanent artist block, so you can't use your overnight improved drawing abilities ever.


I wish oranges were named something else.

Granted only now your name is orange.

Wish I could be the best person I could be.

Granted! But the person you can be is dominating a world full of cats.


I wish birds could fly backwards. (Weird wish I know- But I am going with it.)

I'm really sorry, but I'm going to be mean.Birds already can fly backwards, hummingbirds to be precise. But now, all the birds in the world, except hummingbirds, hate you for wanting to change them. So, now eagles and vultures and emus are all ready to kill you.


I wish to be able to regulate the temperature around me so that I'm always comfortable

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrranted! But the byproduct is that the air around you smells like rotten eggs all the time and no matter how much you plug your nose, you can still smell it. Other people around you can smell it too.

I wish there were no such thing as blisters.

Granted! But now paper cuts hurt 1000% times worse!

I wish I could travel around the world and visit exotic locations and historic landmarks!

Granted...but you can only go once and never again

i wish i had love and support when i really need it :,)

Granted! It’s delivered through the mail, written in human blood!

I wish green screens didn’t work.

Granted! ...But now all backgrounds work like green screens used to. Little whoopsie on my part, sorry.

I wish for a bar of dark chocolate.

Granted but it has the taste of worms and tuna eye.

I wish I was able to help more people

Granted! but they will never thank you (ouch)

I wish for a cuddle buddy!

Awesome! Take a nice, big cactus!

I want to find a soulmate

Granted! But by some weird circumstances, you two are never physically in the same place at any given time in your lives. So that means you could never hug each other.

I wish that hard choices were easier to make!