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Okay, so you take this Sack of Potatoes up to your bedroom. Throw your pillow off the bed and use these. Best night sleep you'll ever have!

Next Topic: Pogo Stick.

If you ever are in a pinch, throw the pogo stick at a window to cause a distraction AND have a means of escape. Next topic: a lamp

In order to use lamp, you must first insert the prongs directly into your left arm, above the elbow. Next, turn it on and put the bulb in your mouth, absorbing the energy released. Boom, you're a nuclear power plant.

Next topic: Baked Potatoes: How Do?

Oh, that's an easy on there, you'd be surprised! Buy yourself a few potatoes, spice 'em up as much as you like. Then find yourself a baker, stick the potatoes down their pants and let them work their butt off all day long. When the bakery closes, come to retrieve your potatoes and there you go: you've got yourself some hot, fresh and authentic baked potatoes!

Next topic: Shoes.

To correctly use shoes, you must first spray the insides with cooking spray. Preheat oven to 350 degrees F, letting that heat up while you sift the flour, sugar salt, baking soda and powder into a large bowl, and whisk that together. In another bowl, whisk together the wet ingredients until combined. (The batter may be clumpy, do not worry!)Then add the wet ingredients to the dry ingredients. Mix until combined.
Pour into your shoes and put both shoes into the oven, baking for 25 minutes or until the outsides are a nice, even charcoal black. Remove from oven, let cool, and enjoy your shoes!

How do you use liquid eyeliner?

Liquid eyeliner? Easy. Apply to fingers and toes, then let dry. Like painting your finger/toenails, but finger/toe included! Next topic: cake.

Buy one of 'em cheap ones from the store, deep-fry them into becoming your personal mount, then ride them into battle. Instant profit.

Next topic: Heat gun.

Alright try to keep up with the instructions. First what you wanna do is handle the gun Now you want a tight grip on the damn thing, second you need to turn the gun toward yourself this is extremely important if you don’t do this step than the whole thing is a waste. Then you slowly creep your finger toward the handle………then you use the tip to scratch the part of your face where you can’t reach enjoy your new face scratcher!

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