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Q: "Have you ever considered marrying a tuna?"

A: "Well the last time, one tried to eat me after mistaking me for jello... so no."

Q: "Do you get along with the humans very well?"


A: "Heheh, funny story but uh, it got snatched by another demon. I didn't see it coming!"

Q. "Where did that grimoire I told you to keep safe go? The one that allows you to see and influence every event, timeline and dimension possible!?


A. Oh, you believe I did that? I'm too beautiful for that"

Hey, I think I saw you at a Billie Eilish concert. Have you been to one recently?

Nah man, I was in high school! I was too much of a goody two shoes to pull a stunt like that.

Q. Hey, I think I saw you out in the stands a few years back at one of my games. Was that you?

A. Oh, more than I can count. And yes, it hurts like the dickens.

Q: "Hmmm, have you ever fought a grizzly bear?"


A: "Well, I ate like, two of 'em last night. Why do you ask?"

Q: "You ever accidentally eat eyeballs?"

A: "Oh definitely, and that wasn't even the worst date I've been on."

Q: "They took you fishing because they thought you would have fun, but they ended up getting a fish hook in your arm? Did you at least get them back by throwing them overboard?"

A: "Of course I did, who do you think I am? A rational person? No."

Q: "Wait, wait--are you saying you poured out all the soldiers' flasks of whiskey and replaced them with bottles of aloe vera juice?"

A: "Well, it was the only thing I could say to get him to leave me alone!"

Q: "Did... did you just recite the entire lyrics to the intro of Fresh Prince of Bel Air?"

A: "Darling... at this time of year? How could I not?"

"So, what about you? Are you excited about Halloween yet?" She asked, clearly beaming.




"You'd have to ask my brother, I'm sure he could hook you up!"

"Hey, I was on a hike the other day and my suit got caught on some brambles. Do you know where I can get any high-quality white fabric to patch this up?"

"Well, but of course, my friend! And don't worry, I'll cover the bill."

Q: "Do you want to come with me to check out that new restaurant that just opened up? I can't afford anything on the menu, so I'll probably have to dine and dash, but it could be a fun outing."
A: "It wasn't my fault! My boss told me that thing was safe to climb on!"

Q: "How did you accidentally cause a system reset in the station's mainframe?! Did you not take a moment to think 'Hey! Maybe I shouldn't be horsing around in here?'"

A: "Oh, believe me, I've tried that. In the name of science, of course."

Q: "Are you debased enough to put milk before cereal?"
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A: "The stars aren't right for this task! Do it only if you wish for death."

Q - What producers are thinking about when they planned to cast The Expendable 4

A - It only hurts a little

Q: "Nice try, but you're not going to convince me to pierce my tongue."



A: Don't worry, I've got a blanket and a megaphone.

Q - Do you realize I am cold and deaf??

A - It is suppose to be Green

Q: Why doesn't anybody like this spooky black Christmas tree I bought at the Spirit Halloween store?

A: Just please don't forget to bring the rope!

Q - Any suggestions on what we should do with these cattle rustlers?

A - Dad made me do it!