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"I'm, uh, Grade 2 jujutsu sorcerer. It is, uh, quite difficult, but that is all the info I can give."

"Special Grade 1 Sorcerer, and Inventor of Jujutsu Technology!!"

USMC 0311 Infantry

"Why, I am a travelling sorcerer, of course!" Jooters said, giving his staff a spin for emphasis. "Watch this!"
Joot shoots a small comet out of the tip of the staff and looks back with a proud look on his face. "DID YOU SEE THAT?! IT WAS SOOOOO COOL!"

"The best chef in the world!!" He sings while holding up a gleaming knife.

"Well, right now I'm…" Vince stopped himself, as his ancient smartphone hummed. He took the call. "Yes? No, that wasn't me. Well, maybe… I can explain… alright, I can't explain, I wasn't expecting you to actually listen to that one… I thought I had closed it, really… it won't happen again… Alright, it won't happen again again… well, screw you."
He didn't actually say screw, he said something different, but the writer doesn't know if the forum is sensible about stuff like that.
After this quick call that totally went well, he scratched his head. "Where was I? Right now, I'm fired. Yeah, happens to me a lot. You might say I'm professionally, gainfully fired."

"I like myself a jack of odd jobs from legit like bodyguarding to down right dirty work like cleaning something that you don't want the cops to find if you catch my drift." Claude said while digging through one of her blazer's pockets. "Oh, and the bartending gig at Trixie's that my uncle got me." She whipped out a business card. "If you need any help and cash, you know who to call."

"Galactic protector and chef. My most important job is fatherhood"

"Family practice doctor"

"I started out as a First Grade sorcerer and ended out as a mother and mechanic." She said with a smile.

"I'm a minion of Pizzaface, but I've got rogue. Dude never pays me anyway." Pizzard would say, crossing their arms slightly.

"I work for the government, hunting criminals and striving to stop organised crime, sometimes cyber crime and sometimes terrorists too. I am agent Dan McKnight, FBI"

"Me? I'm a FAIRY GODPARENT!" Cosmo announced, using a flashy, neon sign that said 'fairy godparent' for extra flair.

"It's the, like, best job!"

"I'm called The Operator. I work for Intergalactic Telephone Company or ITC for short. You've prolly heard me voice a few times when you've misdialed a call or tried calling an old boyfriend only to find his number doesn't work anymore. You know, 'I'm sorry, the number you dialed isn't in service anymore, please hang up and try your call again. This is a recording'. Well, that's me! At least it was me before the Linemen's Union went on strike. Those are the blokes that are supposed to be fixing the equipment around the galaxy... but enough about me!"

"I am a school teacher."

"I’m working in the shadows to keep the country safe, even the world.

Are we hiring? Maybe? What are your competences and do you like music?

Oh, and, what do you like to eat?

Those questions are important, you know?"

"Uhhh, good question!" The fox shifter would say as a toddler held onto her pant leg and held a swaddled infant on the crook of her arms. "I'm the mayor's babysitter, or I guess nanny cuz sometimes I sleep over if im too tired to go home..." She'd answer while yoinking the toddler up and holding both children at the same time. "I also go to community college during nights. My boss pays me enough to afford the tuition there, though I have a hunch they'd prefer if I became their nanny twenty-four-seven. But don't tell him I said that."

"I hate jobs.."

He cleared his throat and sighed.

"Fine, it varies, sometimes i fetch something in the forest, sometimes, we go elsewhere and we are avoiding this idiot and his cat."

He huffed.

"I hate cats."

"I work as an assistant-salesman, it’s the only thing you will learn from me.

If you want to buy a pendant, necklace or other things of that nature, don’t hesitate to stop by.

If it’s your first trip in London, i will be there, you do not have to worry."

"Oh, you know.. Or not, i’m a court-jester, my best friend want to become a knight.

I’m good with magic, music too, and i can set a puppets show, everyone love them.

It’s a good job, i met so many people on my way."