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"Neither is seeing the bismarck battleship walking around in a humanoid shape but ehh who honestly is going to bait a thought at it with all the weirdness around us"

"So we've got a vampire, a fae, several historical ships given human form. And me, a witch given magical powers via cthulu esque gods. Man, this place is strange."

The smol shark pops her head above the couch cushions, looking slightly frazzled. "Who puts mines inside a couch anywaaaays? And right next to the shiny box of swirly-whirly candies....I'll find those meanies and bite them. Yup-yup." She fully surfaces and heads over to the book nook, trying to find something interesting. "Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope....oooh, nah." Every book she rejects she just tosses over her shoulder, creating a small pile behind her. "Hmm. Fifty Shades of Grey? U-110 didn't know there were that many. This must be a colouring book."

She yanked the terrible terrible book and tossed it out a window."noooooope!"

She, with a quick reaction, and good eyesight, sliced the book in two. “Fifty Shades of......NOPE!” She then proceeds to slice the book up MORE.

"so now we have a heavy cruiser with a katana? am i high on something or was i cursed by some old hag in a cabin in the swamp again? err no offense magic users here but magic is annoying to deal with"

Revenge quickly disposed of the remaining pages with her anti-aircraft guns.

"No child should ever have to read that."

"you people are doing the younger generation a favor with the destruction of that cursed excuse for a book"

"It is a stain on mankind.....Or rather what little of humankind Azur Lane knows of."

"can we all agree that the best romance movie ever was The Princess Bride?"

"Indeed... books like that are horrible. Though it was interesting to read," Revenge mumbled the last sentence.

"And yes, that film really is a masterpiece."

Indeed it is. Speaking of, does this place have a movie room?"

"Down that hall, its the 5th door on the right" Hank points to a hall off to his left

"Well then......what doesn't zis place have.....eh....Noch ein Bier!" I mean, she was paying for her intake of alcohol either way so.

"well besides the magic we have no real defense system that I am aware of"

"How surprising, a place like this could use one."

"Very true, I should probably post a job on our bulletin board requesting security for this place"

"I won't be of much help, considering I donated two of my main guns to Warspite."

“I mean, ve would give you new guns. Ironblood has spares.”