Forums » Fantasy Roleplay » Trixie's Bar (Everyone welcome)

"i was never rude"

he stared at matt confused

"Mmmrpgh crpyha drghya!"

Cue Matt doing the hol' up pose from fallout

"Mhhph mh mh mhhp mh mhp mhpph mhhpp!"

"Agreeable." Melodii said to Pyro, as she continued on with french music.

Pyro pulls out a tiny piano, and joins Melodii with further musical accompaniment.

"Well, i didn't knew you played piano!" Melodii said. She seems surprised!

"Translator time." Matt turns on the translator because closed captions moment.

Inspektor Bonk's brain is currently like This

Azumi attempts to read the Inspektors mind, causing her to sing the lyrics out loud.

"Pa paya, Paya papaya paya pa paya", She sung softly, clearly entranced by the song that can get stuck in one's head.

she lightly bonks azumi

Azumi fortunately snaps out of it... and is now staring at the Inspektor. The Inspektor stares back. They both kept this nonsense up until Inspektor Bonk finally uttered the phrase, "Chucklenuts!". Azumi laughed like the demoman from tf2, which was quite unlike her.

"Great...", Ren groaned, "I swear if they both start rocket jumping..."

infinity simply sparta kicks inspektor bonk into the stratosphere

The resulting kick was registered as a "Crit", which obviously sends him flying, but in a more funny way than it should. He respawns in some random room and gets out of it, then he proceeds to A-pose, which means he is currently hibernating.

"This is weirder than that anime I'm watching."

"i know not what "anime" is"

"A specific kind of cartoon produced in Japan. Often adapted from a distinct style of comics known as manga. The one I'm watching is called 'Keijo!!!!!!!!'. It's all about this sport where women fight on a platform floating on a pool, but they can only make contact with either their chests or their rear ends. I don't understand what the fuss is all about." Anyone who knew that Theo was asexual would have instantly figured that as the reason why he failed to comprehend the anime's fanservice.

"according to results gathered you are being exposed to "fanservice aimed at a male audience of straight males"