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"Your making it up on the spot I can tell " she'd say glaring through the fourth wall

Sat at the bar quietly

Narrator blows a fuse. "sToP bReAkInG mY wAlL!!!!!!!!"

"And the menace is here" she muttered looking at slade

Kagami turns to Pyra. "Ok, Spy hasn't actually tried to kill me, but there have been Multiversal French assassins. Me and my mother are basically multiverse level threats."

oh joy where haven't i heard that was what shade thought keeping his face neutral

"Ok"


"Also why are they just french, your bad at this" she'd giggle

"Make it interesting if your gonna day that-"

Kagami shrugs. "Nah, there are americans to. and Germans, and russians, and japanese."

"i got german and english pick your posion"

(ayo, where the heck is this going?)

and i have them all because i am basically the internet if it had a human form

"I have at least 35 different languages, I work for a lot of people with zero pay" she shrugged as she doesnt mind

Kagami shrugs. "You speak Elven?

"i have every known language that has been catalogued by the UNSC"

"Elves dont hire slimes....they hunt them-"

Kagami shrugs. "You never know. there are some universes with slime elves. Ask Narrator-Sama.

The only reason Narrator doesn't reach out and beat the living crap outta her is due to his respect for the lore and history behind her left eye.

narrator sama go back to your desk with the microphone before i get the mexican chankla break the fourth wall and beat you with it

Narrator just watches, completely oblivious to the threat just made.