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shade just appears out of nowhere and well roundhouse kicks inspektor bonk so hard he goes flying through the wall "insulting kind people for amusement is a complete and utter **** move"

The Ranger stood up and eyed the Inspektor "you got a f<bomb>in' problem with medics?" he strode towards Inspektor with hate and murder in his eyes which brought out the battle fatigue in his craggy face even more. He stood over Inspektor before placing his hand on his pocket knife "how about I cut your f<bomb>in' tongue out?"

"oi stand the hell down gramps"

"You shut it, little tyke."

"i could throw you through a wall do you really want to try you luck grandpa or do you think the weapons are for show better yet your welcome to stab me with that little knife you have ain't gonna do shite just because someone did something stupid doesn't mean you need to ****ing stab them"

Seth lifted his shirt and showed the pistol grip of a Colt 1911. "This has been through two world wars and has come out on top. Now stop talking to me. I can still smell the Similac on your breath"

"i have fought dracula to the death an army of robots shot humans fought dragons drop kicked gods you don't scare me this BFG 50 ain't for show pal you may be US army but i was part of the Royal Navy you ain't intimidating you little snowflake"

The Marine would push the Ranger over towards the bar and looked at Shade "let it go, sir. Rangers are first-rate soldiers, but they are world-class a-holes"

"i see lets just be glad blood wasn't drawn there are children here"

"Look crayon muncher, he started it"

"Shut up!" the Marine hissed

"need i remind you mr "been through two world wars" you were about to stab a man infront of children"

"Jeez, why don't you two just **** and get it over with?"

"i HAD a wife why would i go gay"

The Marine groaned in frustration "Oh got dammit" he looked at the SEAL "Petty officer Lansen, please shut up and go get a drink....." he pleaded in annoyance.

he sighs already feeling the headache he felt like he was stuck in a room with belmont who did not know how to stop being annoying

He looked over at Shade and saw the palpable frustration and silently commiserated with him. It was like a 2-hour safety brief dealing with the cranky Ranger and the arrogant SEAL.

he walked over to his booth and just checked the round that was in the BFG the safety was on but it probably would be a good idea to make sure a 50 BMG round of pure annihilation was not chambered

They silently entered the bar

Azumi was caught off guard when Shade promptly kicked the Scout who is an Inspektor, making him ragdoll. She silently thanked Shade and when he started arguing with another person, she wanted to help. Ren was hiding behind a barrel, in hopes that he will avoid earning a well deserved earful from his kitsune mother.

"Thanks, by the way", She said shyly towards Shade.