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"depends on the lair most will be ghouls werewolfs chimeras exploding fish people who im ninety percent sure are from pluto"

"Do they travel in groups?

"oh the fish people yes the love traveling in groups the buggers" his british was showing when he gets mad and if your lucky or not lucky his german and scottish side show up

"Do any of these beasts regenerate?"

"ghouls only if they eat flesh werewolves are just durable twats"

"I wonder how they'll hold up against shells..."

"i mean if a 45. ACP can turn their heads to mush well they'd be dead"

"Perfect." She smiled, almost sadistically.

"easy on the smile you look like roon"

"Oh but I'll never be quite as insane as that hug-happy hypothetical ship."

"just keep her away from freidrich der grosse don't ask how i know they exist i mmmaaayyy or may not have spied on all the nations once...or 5 times"

She stayed quiet. "If you don't mind me asking... how close are we?"

"if your asking to our destination 5 minutes unless you want to teleport"

"I can walk... beside I need to finish my tea."

"you older british ships and your tea good lord im getting PTSD to having to buy hood's tea collection"

"You want some?" She stowed the cup in a small box once finished.

"ill stick to a coke...whenever i next get one"

"Tsk. Soda. If that's what you want of course, I'm not a maid, after all."

"your not belfast ill give you that yeah ive been watching all of you don't tell her royal pain in my neck"

"Oh no, I think commander would agree with you." She chuckled.