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"i have yet to run into a dragon but supposedly if the reports ive been getting from a few uhhh "helpers" there might be one near azur lane base"

"and im not talking about new jersey"

"You are rely on the ship-women?"

"Uh huh... Do these dragons have durable skin?"

"think yamato's turret armor...multiplied by ten thousand"

((for reference yamatos turret armor was 26 inches thick

"the reason garlic bothers dracula is his sensitive nose? right? if that is the case, wouldn't any form of overwhelming scent overload do it? but beating vampires with perfume doesn't sound as poetic."

"You know if you need... 'power' I can provide you with what you need." he said though he probably wouldn't be acknowledged

"garlic doesn't really negativly impact us but since our sense of smell is much greater it can overwhelm us leading to a brief moment of incapacitation"

"meaning that because you are functioning just fine, you are used to my sickly sweet berry scent, or at least not overpowered by the scent of strong wine."

"pretty much" he pats umbrie on the head

"I'm not a garlic bulb, I'm a shaaaaaaaark. Fear meeeeeeee. Raaaaaaaaaaawr."

"sorry kiddo i don't know fear im too stupid for fear though i can head pat you if you want one"

"Oh great... its you" he said as he looked down at her. "How do I fear you?" he asked

“…:You’re less threatening than a cream puff.”

"At least she's trying, Bismarck."

“Unlike you?”

"I'm not trying to be threatening, fool" he said.

“You don’t have to try, because if you did, all you’d do is annoy us.”

"is lord bismarck here?"