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“Yes. But not one known to any creature or species other than my maker.”

Damian walks in, smiling, bloody knife in hand with a thin layer of dust covering him. “Well… Blood, what do you think we have here, hmm? hehehe…”

"Holy *bleep*, who let that kid play Jack the Ripper?"

A knife flies by Jade’s head, seeming to mis but a lock of hair floats down. “Nobody tells me to do anything, except Blood.. we’re a team, and we do whatever the hell we want…” His smile becomes more deranges, maniacal.

"Son of a *bleep*! What is wrong with you? That nearly took my head off!"

Damian laughs. “No, it didn’t… That was a warning shot. You never even saw it… think about what it could do if i wished to be accurate… keep that burned into you memory as one of fear…”

Jade just rolls her eyes. "I can't believe this."

Tora walks up to Damian, and just slaps him "Jeez, first the dogs kid, now you?"

Cue Isaac just jumping out the trap door, literally holding Greed in the air- Here we go again. ->-" "YAAA-"

"Oh hey, i remember this situation. If you see Isaac with Greed in his hands, Don't go near or else he'll-"

"D U N K" Cue Isaac just jumping towards Peanut then he literally dunks Greed on him then KABLOOEY-

Jade is seriously spooked by the explosion. "Are you trying to send me into labor? Because if you do, you're gonna be driving me to hospital."

"Nah, we're not trying to."

"This place is a nuthouse. I love it."

Are we not gonna mention Nolegs just holding a giant a*s wallnut? "Was that a perfect excuse of a joke?-"

*Cue the facepalm from the Space Marine*

And Nolegs got pancaked by the wallnut. "A- I'm a pancake-"

Tilly "aww how cute"

Iro pokes at the space marine intrigued with his armor

Uriel stares at Iro. "Can I help you?"