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"I would soil myself in fear now, except I no longer possess the necessary biological components to do so."

“Uh oh.” Jarlen said.

has detected the scent of big monke and has gone to fight that instead

“I knew that dumb ape was good for something.”

"saved by a siren....this is humiliating"

"would you have preferred being squished by gojira?"

Jarlen shrugged.”It seemed to like me.” He said.

"until it got angry"

“Well it didn’t get angry at me. That’s all I care about.”

"just be glad it hasn't unleashed its atomic breath gojira is a force of nature humanity ignorantly thought it could control"

"Like the Eldar Webway. I've heard stories from the other veterans of the Chapter that The Emperor tried tapping into the Webway to make navigating the Immaterium safer for humanity...which went well."

Jarlen nodded.”I wouldn’t know much of either of those.”

"he could never defeat or tame gojira but let us speak of the beast no more"

Don’t mind her, she’s tempted to bring Godzilla back to see what would happen.

i mean do you want to mess with a power more dangerous then anything ever seen?

I am that power.

angie noises

"ah, I beg you not to unleash your wrath! I've seen you snap a battleship in half!"

it stares the tiny ship down yes he could snap her in two like a twig but she was no threat to the legendary king of the monsters so he chose to leave her be

“That Siren should just carry a sign around that says “Je suis un fou”.” (Translation: “I’m a crazy person”)