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"i need it filed directly to the courts and the crown technically has a power to well "protect" royal secrets which they could say my serivce records are too close due to the high profile missions i ran"

"thats excluding the fact that theres a forged DOD for me"

((dod means date of death sorry i have a weird habit of abbreviating things

"You could always go through the lengthy process... but I think you'll be truly dead before it finishes."

She frowned.

"immortality will have me alive forever"

"Yes, Yes... I was making a joke..."

"color me humored"

"Anyways, that's the only thing I can think of.

"hmm what if i poofed into the court room and make her acknowledge that im alive"

"If you'd like to be dragged out."

"actually no then it would prove there was evidence of lying the reports say im dead if i show quite alive it warrants investigation"

"now if you were my sister you'd just get a "itch" then end up bonking the one responsible for the crime"

"My question is, why didn't you think of this sooner?"

"because ive been doing a better job then when i was under her majesties orders i had saved thirteen villages in 2 weeks then i would under her where id get maybe half a village every 4 or 5 weeks"

She sighed. "Either way, you'll be doing less because I'm helping."

"assuming im not laughed at for charging the queen to an incident that "resulted" in my so called death"

"Just try it."

"your coming into this mess revenge heck i might being charged with going AWOL since i visited my grave it was unnamed"

"ugh dealing with the law makes my brain hurt"

"I'll be there."