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the red parts of his helmets eye pieces flashes red as his brain brings itself back to functionality "ok what happened did the universe explode?"

"Well, uhhh what do you guys usually do?"

“Uh—ouch. That’s gotta be the most random thing I’ve heard all day.”

"today has been a random and exhausting day"

“No, it did not.”

"thank you red my brain cells jumped off into the void for a few seconds back there"

"Today is hell in a bar to be honest."

"everyday is hell whereever i come from" he muttered under his breath

“Mhmm…”

"anywho. we are all in agreement trying to take our weapons is a waste of time yes? and we all agree we aren't going to get the desire to beat each other to death with or without a weapon?"

The three then thinks for a moment..

SECRET: "Well, i murder a lot of people for fun to turn them into plauge doctor slaves so i won't have to do the dirty work myself.."

Lockelan: "I just occasionally stop SECRET from murdering someone by tying him tightly in chains... which me and Keye did right now."

Keye: "I mostly walk around Misty Forest with Lockelan, just exploring the areas. That's basically it at this point on..."

“Murder? I’ll murder anyone the Doctor tells me to! Ahaha!”

"I'm in a bar with a bunch of crazy people." He murmured.

Lockelan and Keye shares a look.

Lockelan: "Hmm... I'd say murder SECRET."

Keye: "Yeah, murder SECRET because he's a d*ck sometimes."

SECRET: "What the hell, bro?!."

“You…are not the Doctor. I’m not going to listen to you.”

Camry smiled weakly. "Ready for your karma, Secret?"

SECRET: "Honestly, CENSORED you guys. I'm being teamed here!"

Lockelan and Keye just watches in amusement.

"CAN WE GET WEAPONS WHILE SPECTER IS HERE PLEASE!?"

"I mean, i found this random gun in this basement. Not much use for it for a 5 year old like myself so, you can have it." Yes, Isaac is 5. No, you cannot argue with the binding of isaac lore.

"Long or quick death, Lockelan and Kyle?"