Matt just simply kicks the coffin door open. "I'm not dead, I was just being stupid like Nolegs said."
Nolegs the Cat wrote:
"I'm not a bird, I'm a no-legged cat with a sword, shield and knight armor."
"If you have no legs.... How do you move or use that sword?"
Nayuta Kazekage wrote:
Nolegs the Cat wrote:
"I'm not a bird, I'm a no-legged cat with a sword, shield and knight armor."
"If you have no legs.... How do you move or use that sword?"
"Hmm. Nobody asked me that before, but uh, I can somehow hold stuff by using my sides."
"AAAAAA! A ZOMBIE! AND NOT THE HOT KIND!!!" She runs out of the bar as quick as she can.
Matt then blinks out of confusion. "What the hell-"
BL00DF4NG wrote:
"W41T! TH3R3 1S S0M30N3 UGL13R!!! Th4t 4st0r14 l4dy..."
He is now punted back into space. "STAY GONE!!"
"H4H! Cl34rly sh3 w4s 4fr41d 0f my p0w3r l3v3ls, but th0ught 1t w4s y0u!"
He gets blasted off like a team rocket member, a crescendo of screams emerging from his mouth.
"Me personally, wouldn't take that disrespect too. Nice kick, Astoria."
She sighs. "It takes every ounce of patience not to erase his existence in every possible multiverse and form.
Kariko, is doing her own this, probably meditating.. shes remarkable still
((Is he immune to pipe bombs tho?))
((Is he immune to pipe bombs tho?))
((Oh hell. Someone threw mayo at my window...))
((mayonaise.))
((Yeah. That's a pain to clean off a window.))
((i know from experience))
((i have to do it every tuesday in february due to me spiting the mayonnaise gods))
((if yk yk))
BL00DF4NG wrote:
He yells from space. "1'M 1MMUN3 T0 3X1ST4NC3 3R4SUR3!!!"
"And I'm immune to laughing while watching paint dry!", Azumi said as matter-of-factly, "Of all my years in existence in the material plane, there is no greater feat than that!"
It was stupid, but her sense of humor ever since she played team fortress 2 has degraded into... whatever other words one may describe a gremlin.
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