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"And you are...Разочарование в мире разочарований." (Translation: A disappointment in a world of disappointment.)

"... I hate to break it to you... But I'm not a mirror!"

"Kariko sighed, discarding her current babysitting job to go listen to whatever is goin on overthere "Arguing with little kids, Im gonna be honest but your not winnin-" she chuckled

"If you were a mirror, you've have been shattered by now."

"... Cause I'm loud or cause you're ugly?"

"This is possibly the reason why I keep quiet sometimes."

She smiled, agreed" she said

"Someone make the small creature shut up, I have a massive $*#@ing mirgraine"

"Hmm, why not allow her play on Matt's computer?"

"WHAT-"

"Calm yourself Kazekage, theres a no violence rule here, cant you read?"

He stands up. "Fixed it."

"Oh- That was quick!"

His face screen displays a loading screen animation.

...

Cue Esau just flopping inside of the bar while Jacob just walks in with a comically large spoon

Esau: "...owie. "

"Oh, please, they say it takes an ugly person to know one."

Windows XP start up noise plays.

"K-" Suddenly, static starts bursting loudly from his speakers.

"Will you shut it ya damn leaf shinobi!!! You aren't even supposed to be here!" she kinda just swats at Kariko irritably.

'OW- FFFFRICK- THIS HURTS MY EARS MORE THAN YOU HURT MY EYES!"