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"I doubt smoking anything is going to help anything."

max: well clerly you have never smoked but that's why I said that's not much his thing and offered him a shot witch will do the exact same thing as smoking does takes away pain for a period of time or at least help you get over the pain

"Smoking would be against the point of my job as the Chief of Special Inspections Unit, and as a swordsman."

max: um? how does pot affect a swordsman and whatever inspector you? no offense but those have nothing to do with each other in general especially the swordsmen part * max chuckled a little * max: and what would you suggest if your wife just ditched you or whoever

"I need to be completely on guard, at all times. Something you clearly have never known."

mx: ok ya becouse i never need to gaurd myself unless i was being robbed and that's what your fist and a pistol is for * max chuckled * max: plus I wasn't offering it to you I was offering it to mathius sine he seems like he needs it you just seem like you need a different hobbie to get your mind to be at ease so your not needing to guard all the time * he chuckled slightly *

"I would ask you not to suggest smoking to my father, depending on what it is,, it can be a potential lethal habbit" he said

Max: ok whatever you guys deal with your family drama sober * he said as he walked outside to his van and played music *

Arthur stepped inside the bar, hands placed in his pockets neatly and his eyes narrowed.

"HELLO PRETTY BOY!!!" Screeched peepy

Uta smacks him with a giant mallet says "Bonk" on the side

Peepy's body deforms to the mallet but puffs back up soon after. Not having any bones or organs that would result in a bonk, the sound was more of a squeak.

Uta turns the mallet into one of those squeaky hammers, hitting them over and over, she was pretty fast with it, but it seemed heavy
After a few minutes she'd sigh giving up-

"PEEPY WILL NEVER DIEEEEEE"

"Maybe" she said, bonking him once again "Probably cause I should use an axe instead of a squeaky toy-"

Peepy's body suddenly turns far more solid and into a metallic color. He is no longer a plush but... A figure?

Eh, I've seen weirder.

Uta proceeds to drop a Acme anvil on Peepy

The Peepy remained and the anvil cracks.

"I avoid asking people because... I feel like people thinks I'm insane and I'm willing to accept thaf, but not in a good way... Just uh... Look. I know I'm a king and all, but... Here. If Olivia comes back here, ask her about the photo I showed you, yeah?"