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"guy with oversized sword shut up cloud went into spooky nightmare realm to rescue a princess died i rescued a dog and now i care for it"

"The only words I heard were sword, dog, and princess."

"ok grandma lets get you some hearing aids because you seem to be going deaf"

"Oh no, my hearing is fine. It's more... boredom."

"uh huh well have fun with the dog bbbbyyyyeee" and he teleports off as sif just looks at revenge confused

"Uhmm..."

doing dumb things for dumb reasons with C4 as the dog...just takes a nap

She ends his fun by blasting his pinkie off. Accuracy 100.

"may i remind you i regenerate" presses the detonator blowing up a ghoul nest

"Hence, why I decided to blow it off in the first place."

"i try to do anything entertaining and someone ruins it" he tosses the detonator and just leaves the bar taking sif for a walk

"Ah, finally something relaxing." She decides to take a nap. Or actually, a bottle decided for her.

((i just killed sif in dark souls and now mentioning it hurts

"your turning into eugen revenge" he takes the bottle after she falls asleep and throws it away before going to smoke

"Eugen... Right... its only been five bottles..."

"as opposed to how many you used to drink in a sitting?"

"..." No response, obviously.

Royal Sovereign dragged her away, back to some room.

"yare yare daze" he runs a hand through his hair before returning to his walk

Insert an audible "Hmph" here.

"Don't be so grumpy. Be positive." She smiles at Cloud.