Zoe tilts her head. "What the hell is an alien?!"
Oliver Williams wrote:
He looked back at peepy "well to me you are, I am 150 years old"
"And I'm 151!" Papupi said. "Respect your elders, youngster!"
Oliver rose an eyebrow "No."
"And I'm 10 thousand. Your one hundred years is nothing."
"Why are we having a competition to see who's the oldest?! Like okay dang you have the most wrinkles."
Oliver quickly covered peepy's mouth "shut up you don't say that to a women-"
"Because its rude to say that to anyone, especially women. You should respect females, as they are a beautiful creation, but also because they are the givers of life, without them we wouldn't have this many humans. i once was a human until i got bitten by a women, but she was evil. But respect women. " he nodded
Zoe frowns. "Can I teach this fluffy child a lesson? I want to punt him again."
Oliver looked over at the women "No, that is what I am trying to do love, teach him how to respect women"
"Please don't kick me, I have a baby in this pocket on my belly that I'm supposed to be babysitting and I do not want payment deducted."
Oliver Williams wrote:
Oliver looked over at the women "No, that is what I am trying to do love, teach him how to respect women"
"I only respect money and naps screw everyone else." Papupi said bluntly.
He sighed and rubbed the bridge of his nose "its a wonder how you haven't been torn apart and had all your stuffing taken out"
Oliver Williams wrote:
He sighed and rubbed the bridge of his nose "its a wonder how you haven't been torn apart and had all your stuffing taken out"
"Because I am very cute!" Papupi says. "And I used to be worse, back when I was a Peepy."
"i wouldn't say cute." he said bluntly
Binty apppeared with her small crate of bananas and plaintains, she'd walk over to Oliver and Papupi, and offers them... I guesss really either of the two, they look similar-
Oliver looked at binty and nodded taking a banana "thank you"
Oliver Williams wrote:
He looked at them again and chuckled softly "that actually doesn't work, if you want to protect yourself get some vervain, that can kill a vampire, well weakens them until death. Or have a wooden stake and you'd have too be brave to get close to me to drive it into my heart" he rose an eyebrow licking one of his fangs "but again, i am not hungry, so calm down"
He looked at silvera "lady juts leave me alone, im not going to do anything, so back off alright, im talking to peepy here and binty, if i wanted to attack any of you id do it by now, so chill"
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