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"...yeah I got some shitheads after me since I'm well a new innovation in human design, seems like they don't like what they cant understand"

"the void has stolen my life my childhood and any chance of peace so i watch and counter the threats of humans until i am but myth a story to make a human youngling feel all warm and fuzzy inside tucked in their beds let us speak of this no more the children should enjoy their youth not listen to the sufferings of a old killer"

“Show them to me, I shall make them my slaves, servants, ANYTHING!”

"well i dare say someone has issues"

"Present."

"i was not reffering to you human"

"Oh...but I do have issues though..."

"i am aware of them human"

Insert a return with the zip of a zipper, it’s Bucciarati and Sticky Fingers.

queue shade falling out of a chair due to them appearing

U-110 emerges from between some couch cushions. "Rawr! U-110 has come back from patrol."

"huh wha am i being attacked by the tax administration? i don't pay taxes you bleeden wanks!"

Bismarck, because for the laughs, had just had Shade land on her feet as she got up, and in her anger, curses in German and just kicks him.

which to further the comedic stupidity sends him flying and embeds him in a wall

And then suddenly this happens so Nicki gets a kick…….or something, because King Crimson was activated.

groan of pain because well he did just get kicked by a battleship

"OMG!" She stares in awe, gasping like she's in heat...which she is.

he furisouly rips his head out of the wall and looks angry for half a second then comically begins to dust himself off like nothing happened before he looks at nicki and just says one word "woof"

Takao raises a brow, because apparently Shade just said some questionable things about her sister Atago in the doggo language.

yeah ima just shut up i guess