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“There, officer, there’s the Italian we’ve been looking for.” Of course she means Diavolo.

speaking of dogs he wondered how riley was doing since he left on a monster murdering spree

And then suddenly Shade saw his favorite dog Riley….who then proceeded to bite Shade’s balls because Shade didn’t feed him yet and that’s how he gets attention…..while Alexandra just dies laughing.

to which again he falls out of the chair he was sitting onto the floor and screeches like an idiot pelican

“….Is this fool always doing this?”

"you get bit by a dog you moron then we will talk!"

“I have no time for animals, much less being near them.”

"yet you seemed to be obsessed with a certain turtle"

“Oh, ho, you mean Jean Pierre Polnareff….he was not a turtle to begin with.”

"do i speak jojo to you? you walking male redacted reject"

“Oh? What are you talking about, you useless vampire? You couldn’t even save a wet burning paper bag.”

"at least im not DIO he was an idiot who got rekted by a 17 year old with anger issues"

“Ladies, shut up, you’re both pretty.”

"can it "my sword constitutes for my tiny and fragile ego" strife"

“Oh, my! It sounds like someone needs to cool down.” Atago then proceeds to take Shade to do the things Takao thought he was gonna do………………..JUST KIDDING. She actually just took him, sat him down, and rubbed his shoulders.

i am feeling a very specific kind of hate right now

*Still thirsting over Diavolo*

annoyed tick mark as he teleports off

Honestly, Diavolo’s thoughts were just of murdering the entire room because……what did you expect?

returns with a sandwhich why because he might as well give it to his dog