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"to my knowledge you do not exist in my universe"

"and besides mine was developed as a punishment as a torture and prison"

"Huh. I thought you were from the past. I estimated at least prior to the 30th Millenium, which was when the Imperium of Man was formed."

"are there any symbols that resemble my armor or a tenno sigil"

"I can't provide an answer. My specialty is the purging of xenos, not pre-Imperium technology. But if you can provide me with an example of one of these sigils, then I may be able to forward it to the Logos Historica Verita for analysis."

"here" he shows him a sigil he used to wear

"Hmm." Artemis uses his bionic eye to create a pict-capture of the sigil, which he transfers to a servo-skull. "I'll have that sent to Terra to be analyzed by the Logos Historica Verita. I'm afraid I will not be able to do it myself, as I am needed elsewhere. A large group of Orks have seized a planet that is alarmingly close to where I am stationed. I have a mission of ascertaining their numbers and taking whatever action is required to prevent them from attacking Talasa Prime and possibly Ultramar."

"the battle is never ending is it i need to head to uranus to shut down a grinner cloning operation"

"Bird."

"bird? are you mentally well friend?"

"I speak, I read book, so smart me."

"i see if you say so then well who am i to judge?"

"Shark friend. Raaaaaawr."

"Fellow shark, yes."

"...Why did we build ships in the form of humans trying to be animals?"

"I dunno. Maybe to throw people off with their adorable cuteness? I mean, you'd headpat Fumizuki as soon as you saw her, right?"

> Katalina steps closer to Long Island.
“As I thought…there’s cuteness here…!”
> Poor Long Island is about to be cuddled to death by someone with a critical weakness to cute!

Surprisingly, Long Island willingly accepts cuddles from Katalina. "Tired ghost had a long day on patrol. I welcome cuddles."

"she was a commerence raider and techincally we didn't build her in humanoid form the wisdom cubes through whatever process gave her a humanoid form maybe the shark like attributes are due to her time when she hunted commerce ships"

“Need I remind you of how U-Boats would go hunting…”