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Dax is once again at the piano, playing that same tune.

Azumi had a dancing skrillex monk follow her for no reason. She didn't seem to mind. The monk in question sang this.

Cue the Astartes petting Azumi's.......Tyranid Mr. Tinkles. He was still astounded how Azumi was able to not just tame but domesticate the Tyranid. He'd likely faint if she managed to do the same with an Ork or befriend a Chaos Astartes.

He came in carrying another Tyranid like a baby. "Me and Piano have one of those too! Her name is Cookies!"

Tolmeron just stared in shock. "What next, is someone going to tame one of those squig creatures that Orks sometimes use?"

"I would not be surprised anymore, Brother Lieutenant. This sector, namely this bar, is a hotbed of randomness" He fed Mr. Tinkles a fish nugget

"In other words, don't give them people ideas."

"Captain Aphael has a point." Messinius chimed in. "Said randomness has been the reason why the White Consuls are reluctant to the idea of using this sector as a location for a permanent base of operations."

To worsen the situation, Azumi brought in the Disco Lictor, the only Lictor in the universe that was constantly drunk and incredibly friendly towards everyone and would rather settle fights over bottles of alcoholic beverages. The Lictor in question wore a party hat and some shades, its carapace reminiscient of the vaporwave genre's color scheme.

Azumi turned on a boombox and it played Jamiroquai's "Virtual Insanity" and suddenly, the Disco Lictor started dancing in the exact same way that Jamiroquai
did.

"…"

She scoots into a booth with a warm mug of tea, the scent of chamomile and honey scenting the air.

He scooted back in his chair and rested.

He had begun making holiday candies. He was dancing in the kitchen to the song.

Theo is lying on a sofa, listening to some ASMR on his headphones.

"Hey, Theo! Watch the Disco Lictor go! It is doing movements that most mortals consider as 'cool'! Look at me, I can do cool dances and..." Azumi kept on blabbering and doing incompetent dance moves, falling over many times.

Unfortunately, due to her ineptitude in technology, she was unaware that Theo was wearing headphones, thus preventing him from hearing her, according to her own son, "annoying voice". She is a stupid fox despite her immense wisdom, nothing compares.

Tolmeron is just staring blankly at Azumi's tame Tyranids, unsure how to handle all of this.

He stood beside Tolmeron slackjawed. He was bewildered as to how Azumi was beginning a menagerie of Tyranids.

"Disco.....Mr. Tinkles....and Cookies"

"I think that my genetically engineered Astartes physiology is the only thing preventing me from having an aneurysm in reaction to the sheer stupidity, for lack of a better word, of this spectacle."

"Brother-Leiutenant, I am just simply too dumbstruck"