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Ribby would then walk in and then took a seat before starting to hum to herself. Something unusual seems to be emitting around... no, or should I say... ON Ribby. She seems to be... Orange?

"Good evening everyone! I hope you guys are having a fantastic day right now! How are we all doing?"

Suddenly, Nokotan Drip

He looked at Noko with approval and grinned wide as 1,000 jokes ran through his mind.

Karlach trudges in, the snow that covered her melting off of her body due to her infernal engine heart. "Well, that's one upside of that thing, I guess."

He looked up at Karlach and nodded a greeting to her as he finished off his last burger. He looked over at Noko still hungry. He pointed at her deer crackers "may I try a couple of those?"

"Certainly." She hands Drael one. Deer crackers, or shika senbei, are a variant on the senbei rice cracker that is popular in Japan. This variant is sold only in Nara Park, and generally bought by tourists to feed the famous sika deer that live in the park. Deer crackers have been described as being dry and crunchy, tasting a bit like a dry piece of Wheaties cereal.

He ate the cracker and he nodded a couple of times "it's not too terrible..."

Azumi ran around the bar once more. You'll be expected to hear...

"Christmaschristmaschristmas!" Over and over again until the new year.

He watched Azumi's annual Christmas zoomies.

He stepped out of the kitchen with a plate of lightly-fried tofu cubes for the Trixie's Bar mascot


"Azumi....break time"

Azumi brought new friends. Friends that look like they were capable of ripping and tearing everything around them. The World Eaters. 5 chaos space marines entered the bar wearing... armor adorned with christmas decor? In fact, each of them wore santa hats on top of their helmets.

"Hello everyone!" Azumi squealed in delight "I have befriended these so called 'Chaos Space Marines' and now they have become Friend Makers!"

One of the World Eaters stood right behind Azumi, petting her gently.

"Drael's buddies are not gonna like this."

His eye twitched. It was almost as if the Blood Angel bluescreen crashed. His respect for Mathius and his hatred for the heretics before him were like a devil on one shoulder and an angel on the other. He knew if he went into the weapons box and ended the heretics, not only would he upset Mathius, he would likely make Azumi cry. The last time she cried was when Mathius went missing, and it was like his soul was being tortured.

An onion ring tumbled from his hand as he opened his mouth to say something, but he simply sat there with his mouth open and a finger in the air.

Mathius closed his eyes and pointed at thier shoulders where the Wold Eaters crest was were now......smiling cat faces? Cupcakes? Smile faces? Paw prints? It was likely something cutesy.

"Azumi, exactly how powerful are you?"

"Hm?" She tilted her head "I have around half the power of a nine-tailed kitsune, which generally has the power of a demigod. Why do you ask-"

It would seem she had been caught red handed. So she decided to explain.

"The Gods I worship assigned me as a messenger fox, especially my patron deity. The messages I was told to send was friendship and hugs!" She squealed in excitement.

A World Eater, er... Friend Maker asked for some cookies jovially. She obliged, summoning some out of thin air.

"I have been given a bit of extra divine power to make friends across the multiverse!" She smiled "'tis not like I need it, though the Gods were indeed worried for how carefree I can be sometimes"

Despite her wisdom, she was still childish. Yet that childishness held an exemplary amount of optimism for the world she lived in. Given her past, she grew to love, not hate.

Thor was getting belly rubs from one of the Friend Makers.

Tolmeron just stood there, his mouth open in shock.

Captain Messinius could only pound his head against a table in response to this unusual turn of events.

"You should really cultivate your power. Spend a few years isolated. Helps clear the mind and allows larger pools of power to be tapped into" all the while she snuck a well placed open hand sharply to dreals bottom