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"Well, that certainly sounds a bit more interesting than trying to fix 80 plus dents in a Reliant Robin--wait what?!"

"hm?" he was clueless to the outburst as he dust off a piece of sentient shrapnel from his now completely destroyed warframe

"Raaawr, ams shaaaaaark."

"indeed you are"

"I'm probably gonna sell that car. It's a waste anyways."

"if i may?"

"You want it? You want a 1987 Reliant Robin Mk.1 with an 848 cc engine, that's been through two owners already, the second of whom is the worst driver in the world, and has left it looking like it was dropped from an aircraft?"

"i can fix it with no cost is what im saying theo" he had gotten comfortable around people "t'll give me time to find out more about humans while im working on the railjack"

"I appreciate the offer, Umbra, but I'm gonna pass. If you do want the car, I'll gladly give it to you. If not, I'll just sell it at an auction."

"ehh ill take it ill fix it my railjack and my warframe then probably meditate in some forest for the next 45,000 years i have nothing else to do"

"Sure, if you want it, you can have it. It's outside...and upside down."

"dare i ask how?"

"I tried parking it. Because it's got one wheel at the front and two at the back, a heavy engine, and a plastic body, whenever you go around a corner..." He mimes a car flipping onto it's side, complete with his own imitation of a scraping crunching noise.

"ive seen worse as in getting a railjack stuck between a tree and a cooling tower on venus how rhino managed that is beyond me but he did"

"Well, good luck."

"eh i fixed your armor didn't i? i can fix these things why i even uncovered a conspiracy to destroy a government had my diginity destroyed and nearly died all in the same steller cycle"

"In that case, I hope you enjoy the car more than I did."

Monika returned to the bar, much more of a mess than usual.

"are you well miss monika?"

"Yes... well..." She sighed.