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"ive seen older more sophisticated weaponry a SPARTAN is rarely impressed"

She turned into her true form a large mass of crystal like smoke, it began changing states of matter quickly before settling into human form again

Lazarus shook his head, "Sophistication just means how hard it is fix when broken." He hollered for two more glasses and offered the fellas one each of the gin he had. "You want to see artwork in gun form, I got artwork in gun form." Lazarus smirked and produced from his right hip the Colt model of eighteen and seventy three that was his duty sidearm. "This puts anything you guys might have to shame, don't feel embarrassed to admit it." He teased.

he reaches to his side and pulls off the energy sword before activating its indigo blue blade

She looked a the sword
"ew bright light-"

"The sword is cool and all, but unless you can mount that thing on a rifle it really only has one use. Bayonets beat swords. That said I do not have mine on me to brag about so alas I am at a loss."

"its a sword, a melee weapon"

"this isn't a sword this is a a superheated plasma blade encased in an ionized energy sheild it cuts through anything"

"so a lightsaber?"

"a what?"

"You hold it in your hand and you cut stuff with it, that is the definition of a sword if ever I saw one." Lazarus interjected.

"have you never seen starwars?"

"i have no inclination to what you are on about mam"

"Call me Alex please"

"A series of movies, well books too before Disney axe'd them. The last three were not anything special."

"understood alex" his tone was still neutral and did not show any emotion

She pulled out her phone, yes she stole it, and went on to netflix
"watch them all, you might enjoy it (wait why does it work outside of earth?)"

he just looks at them for a moment "ill pass"

"aww-"
the phone disappeared, her stomach grumbled once again
"oh calm down you stupid organ-"

"Good call, the Mouse has a habit of buying pretty decent franchises and just milking them until the cow dies of dehydration."