"Aliens assaulting the planet would pretty squarely be at odds with my job," Lazarus scratched beside his eye, "so," he flicked his finger at Alex, "I will leave you to do the math, madam."
"whats your job again?"
She looked at him
She looked at him
"Special Ranger of the United States Rangers, I do the jobs that make most men cry." His bottle finally was empty, though he did not give up on it without turning the spout to his lips hoping for a few more drops, in vain of course.
"oh yeah, i forgot yall were a thing-"
she was genuinly suppried
she was genuinly suppried
"tho...i don't get out much-"
“This sounds like a you problem.”
"chill kitty cat"
She looked at red
"whats your name anyway?"
She looked at red
"whats your name anyway?"
“I’m not a cat, I’m a Lupo.” She just raised an eyebrow. “It’s Projekt Red. But people just call me Red.”
he just reloads the sniper rifle with depleted uranium rounds because well halo?
"Anyone call you Red Riding Hood?"
"that would be dumb sir" granted he didn't even know what red riding hood was
"ehh? someone say hood?" looked up from his notes
"Not you, the wolf." Lazarus pointed to the wolf woman in the red cloak.
Lazarus Mercury wrote:
"Anyone call you Red Riding Hood?"
“Sometimes…why?”
"ehh? werewolves again cut me a break not wait thats not a werewolf" and with that back to his notes
"The cloak mostly, and the ears. Perfect set up for a fairytale really."
"until she kills you"
"Why is murder always the first thing on everyone's mind? Any of you actually taken a life? It's not fun, definitely not the go to solution if it can be avoided. Life is more fun with friends and not enemies." He was going to need another bottle to put up with this bloody place.
“Red…was not planning on killing someone.”
"buddy" he sets his pencil down
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