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What would it be called?

What doesn't kill you gives you a lot of unhealthy coping mechanisms

or

At least I'm not addicted to cocaine

It’s A Long Way To The Top If You Want To Rock-n-Roll

How I Got Arrested for the One Thing I Didn't Do

“And I’m not dead yet.”

"The Esoteric Philosophical Debates of Selling Your Soul."

It Never Ends

"Chaos Unwinding"

“Uhm.... what’s an autobiography???”

"I am not Iron Man"

"A Fistful of Buggary"

How to Run From the Mistakes You Made

"Don't eat your friends in winter and other big life lessons."

"Tales from the Hot Zone: Nicki Martin Declassified."

Note: Some of the details would probably be redacted or changed due to her work with the CIA and FVEY

"101 fun things to do with phenomenal cosmic power"

"Post-humous memoirs of a soldier"

"How to suck at being a demon 101: Tips and tricks for all your not-so-demonic needs!"

(P.S: Sprite has never learned to properly write, hence why her homie has to put the words she says into letters.
I really don't care if that means that'd technically make it regular biography or some crap. Cheers!)

Cannons to Crystals:A War not Worth Effort

So they put your brain in a blender and you've been asleep for 80 years, huh? An autobiography by J.B. Barnes on how to overcome past trauma and achieve the best staring face.