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Dusha Mächtige (played anonymously)

- German/French monster-fighting warrior in England meets a transfer from the US

- Two warriors of two different wars meet in their spare time and have ice cream together
- Three childish yokai get the boot and venture to find treasure.

- Alien accidentally adopts a lab experiment while running from the government.
Oh god, me again?


- Dude with blue hair and pronouns gets teleported to an interdimensional coffee shop and gets hired on the spot. What luck!

- Bastard faerie kidnaps an obnoxiously loud genie because why the hell not?

- Wild child gets told to commit murder but decides to defeat the big scary monster with the power of FRIENDSHIP.

- Dude with blue hair and pronouns gets turned into an alien. Does nothing with this newfound power except for drool, scream, and brag to their coworker about how tall they are.

- Bastard faerie forms a warlock pact with magic schoolgirl. Magic schoolgirl becomes an orphan shortly after. Coincidence? I think NOT.

- Floofy demon and giant dog have forbidden gummy worms crawl into their heads. A killing spree and friendship montage ensues.

- Haunted ragdoll is babysat by a nine-foot-tall dream cannibal alongside a bunch of other murderhobos.

- Dude with blue hair and pronouns goes home and immediately suffers from brain scramblies; proceeds to "attack" coworker with a broom after forgetting who she is and seeing her in their house, eating all their lunch meat.
- Blue haired man gets isekai'd to some fantasy game world involving magic, hands and giant trees, and he needs to fix it

- Long blonde haired boy from the fantasy game i mentioned above and his family in a subdivision in a comically named state being a pun on the fantasy game's name called "Eldefornia"

- two victorian twins get kidnapped by two dumbasses because they might know of a crown their parents own (REMASTERED!!)

- one eyed fast food worker shithead that may or may not be able to see ghosts gets a date with hot blonde lady at mall

- tiny science experiment named after a markplier meme escapes a lab also a markplier reference just for giggles and meets another science experiment woman who is pants with directions

- awkward cultist nerd who likes seashells, befriends also awkward alchemy nerd that's also a cultist and likes raccoons
“I just fell in love! What do you mean the ship’s going to sink?!”

(My partner just said this to me and I died laughing 🤣🤣🤣)
Adopted man-child beats up aliens in a metal suit with guns attached.
Ciel (played anonymously)

- fragile sentient statue boy unboxes himself in a delivery truck and demands context from half-vampire lady for why the hell he was in a box and why he was being sent to a museum

- also fragile sentient statue boy unboxes himself in a delivery truck, but this time he demands context from a character from his canon universe that is canonically his butler but in this AU is just a demon delivery driver

- ciel's descendant who's vocabulary consists of gaming terms, swear words and Gen Z slang, goes to investigate a very sus murder at a general store with his distant grandpa's demon butler who is silently judging him

- a blonde idiot from anime canon but not manga canon decides to ramble to ciel about his trip to scotland as they shop for a new front door because the blonde moron kicked it off its' hinges.

- creepy alien plushie startles ciel and proceeds to pelt ciel with a dozen of tiny plushies after ciel tries to shoo it out of his guestbook/office. he also needs a new ceiling because the plushie flew away through it
Cannibalistic monster finds out she's a lesbian in the worst way possible.
the-queen's-spider (played anonymously)

Ciel wrote:
- a blonde idiot from anime canon but not manga canon decides to ramble to ciel about his trip to scotland as they shop for a new front door because the blonde moron kicked it off its' hinges.

In addition to the above: Said Blonde Idiot Confirms He Has Kicked Door Down And Has Indeed Been Rambling To Emo Noble About His Trip To Scotland And Is Trying His Best To Get Out Of Buying A Door

- Doctor Adopts Spider Obsessed Boy With A Sad Backstory And Shitty Dad. Spider Boy Finds Love, Doctor Finds Love Too And Now Spider Boy Has Both A Boyfriend And An Adoptive Mum

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