I've been putting on holiday weight, and I just cried to find that I was 190 lbs today. And yet, being the ADHD-prone individual I am, I didn't realize that I was playing with my belly in class today until everyone was staring at me.
To you RPR, I ask what's your most embarrassing moment? Because I think I just had mine.
To you RPR, I ask what's your most embarrassing moment? Because I think I just had mine.
I've never told anyone this story because it is mortifying and full of toilet humor, BUT if it will make you feel better...
In college, I spent a lot of time at the Chicago Field Museum doing scientific illustration. I'd have to set up in front of some exhibit and then draw the bones for six hours a day. It was super duper fun.
But there was this one day I was having terrible stomach trouble, and it was tour day. There were more people than usual in the museum, all in groups of different classes, or groups of seniors, or whatever.
My stomach hurt SO MUCH and I was kind of gassy... I was struggling to hold it in front of the tour groups and just get my work done. Then there came a moment when the hall I was in seemed stunningly empty. I couldn't see anyone. So I let out the world's loudest fart. It echoed. Think of any kid's movie with a fart joke in it you've ever seen. It was that moment in real life.
IN THE SAME MOMENT I heard someone say "Excuse me," politely, they started talking just as I let it rip so they weren't responding to that. I turned around and realized that a group of senior citizens were standing behind me, staring wide eyed with their mouths open. One of them had come really close to ask me if I would mind if they pushed the button on the recorded explanation of the exhibit, because they thought they'd disturb my work, and she'd been standing RIGHT BEHIND ME.
Sorry, old lady. I'm so sorry. But I had to.
In college, I spent a lot of time at the Chicago Field Museum doing scientific illustration. I'd have to set up in front of some exhibit and then draw the bones for six hours a day. It was super duper fun.
But there was this one day I was having terrible stomach trouble, and it was tour day. There were more people than usual in the museum, all in groups of different classes, or groups of seniors, or whatever.
My stomach hurt SO MUCH and I was kind of gassy... I was struggling to hold it in front of the tour groups and just get my work done. Then there came a moment when the hall I was in seemed stunningly empty. I couldn't see anyone. So I let out the world's loudest fart. It echoed. Think of any kid's movie with a fart joke in it you've ever seen. It was that moment in real life.
IN THE SAME MOMENT I heard someone say "Excuse me," politely, they started talking just as I let it rip so they weren't responding to that. I turned around and realized that a group of senior citizens were standing behind me, staring wide eyed with their mouths open. One of them had come really close to ask me if I would mind if they pushed the button on the recorded explanation of the exhibit, because they thought they'd disturb my work, and she'd been standing RIGHT BEHIND ME.
Sorry, old lady. I'm so sorry. But I had to.
One day back in high school, my sister and I were told that we were to be picked up. The person picking us up was new to me but familar to my sister as she often went with my mom.
Unknown to me there was someone who was exact height, same book bag, and hair cut also riding home that day. I turned to see this person from behind get into a car and immediatly thought it was my little sister leaving. In a panic I ran and got into the car. It wasn't until they turned around and asked who I was that I noticed the person was not my sistere but just another random student. I felt myself turn red and apologized stumbling out of the car. It as been my most embarassing and awkward moment in life even to this day. I havn't spoken of it until now.
Unknown to me there was someone who was exact height, same book bag, and hair cut also riding home that day. I turned to see this person from behind get into a car and immediatly thought it was my little sister leaving. In a panic I ran and got into the car. It wasn't until they turned around and asked who I was that I noticed the person was not my sistere but just another random student. I felt myself turn red and apologized stumbling out of the car. It as been my most embarassing and awkward moment in life even to this day. I havn't spoken of it until now.
Aww cheer up, we all have our bad days... I once peed on myself after a long mission in Iraq in a vehicle crammed with soldiers.. It happens! I also have ripped my pants wide open during missions and had to walk around town for hours with my boxers showing...
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